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abidingpercy (abidingpercy) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-08-18 22:46:00

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character: blaise zabini, journal: percy

For any who might be interested, we have an opening in Broom Regulation Control as of 2pm today. The posting should be up tomorrow for a new Magical Bristle Evaluator, whose job it would be to examine examples from new lines of brooms or ones that have received a number of complaints, and evaluate the charms upon them for any deviation from Ministry regulations.

Candidates must have received a minimum of Exceeds Expecations on all OWLs and NEWTs, particularly Charms and Transfiguration, be capable of working independently, be willing to work in a high pressure environment, know how to work according to deadlines, and most importantly, not keep brooms for their own personal use in order to win money in pick-up games (yes, I mean you Harold, and the rest of your things, which you forgot to pack up, are in a box by the door - please don't let it hit you on your way out).

Thank you, and I look forward to all incoming applications.

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	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh I don't know, is that bit important? I just remember the bit about a cute kid on a broom. Hmmmmm. Well, I'll think on it. Since when do you question my grammatical prowess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Please, Oliver, don't let my suffering be for naught and learn from it. Since when do you have grammatical prowess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
	You know I'm kidding, right? Since when do you lack the ability to see sarcasm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You had better be, or else I would be forced to lock you up for you own good. When have I ever been sarcastic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Never! I am a man born to be free. When have you ever stopped asking questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Remember that the next time you talk of children - they're wonderful, but they suck away your personal freedom. How could you ask such a thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:44 am UTC (link)
	All of it? How could you not answer it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well, most of it - I'm fortunate I share custody so I have half of my nights to myself. But I still have to consider Lucy with most of my decisions, such as when an opportunity to travel outside of the country comes up. How did this all start again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	I can imagine so. Well, I'm not going to impregnate anyone any time soon, Percy, don't worry your pretty ginger head about it. Why don't you tell me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oliver, you think I'm pretty now? Perhaps you've taken one too many bludgers to the head. How am I expected to remember? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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