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Tweak says, "change my tune, please!"

hopalongcharlie (hopalongcharlie) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2015-01-18 22:31:00

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journal: charlie, journal: gregory, journal: richard, journal: romilda

Journal: Now taking suggestions
It's a quiet night and I've been relegated to the office. Banished might be the word.

So it's time to collect some thoughts, since I'm always looking for ways to improve this place.

-Is there a way Wingbeat could be more accommodating for you or your friends? (For example I made sure there was some seating because I'm an amputee and I know sometimes seats are necessary.)

-Is there something that would entice you/people you know to come that's stopping you at the moment?

-Do you have any general suggestions to make the club better?

-Do you have any other feedback about what we do at the moment?

Feel free to ward your replies private to me if it's a personal matter.

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hopalongcharlie
2015-01-19 12:49 am UTC (link)

Merlin's saggy balls, I mean you're keeping me entertained, but nope. Not happening. For one have you seen the pile of fucking extra licenses I'd have to have for that shit? Actually you run a sex shop, you probably have. Also, I am not EVER encouraging more people to try fucking on my premises, and that's what the private rooms would do. I have to deal with it way more often than I'd like, and I have other staff who can do it too!

I might, at some point, consider one off burlesque events or something like that, but that's the best you're getting.

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vanegirl
2015-01-19 12:54 am UTC (link)

UGH. I'm the ruthless slut of the two of us and even I don't want to think about Merlin's balls. (AND YES, I'd say that extra paperwork does indeed suck Merlin's saggy balls, and thankfully it's no secret that I think that).

But the point of the private rooms would be a place for people to shag without it disrupting the rest of the dance floor! See what I mean? I'm a genius sometime.

And Godric-help the witch or wizard who consents to marry me someday, because you know we'll be having a helluva hen night in our knickers at the club. Call it burlesque if you want.

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hopalongcharlie
2015-01-19 01:06 am UTC (link)

I mean I considered his dirty arsecrack, but that just seemed like a step too far.

I'm sure private rooms for the purpose of fucking would need me to register as a sex club and I'm not sure the wizarding world is ready for that just off the main shopping street. Also more rules. And I am probably about the least qualified person ever to run one. People can go fuck at home, or hotels, or bathroom stalls as long as I don't know about it. Never tell me. I'm obliged to throw people out.

As long as you are as covered as shit requires that's fine. And I actually meant running a burlesque evening, but you can do that too.

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