Sarah never wanted to get so good at this. (zencheerleader) wrote in find_the_ooc, @ 2009-08-26 04:10:00 |
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OOC: Revised Men's Cast Details
So we were thinking, and we decided that the Cast Details page could use a revamp. Or at least that the men's half could.
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters; Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1970 - 1977 Occupation: Death Eater, Ministry employee (Dept. of International Magical Cooperation) Blurb: Gavin Avery likes to eat death, but there are some things he likes eating even more. It's not all about maiming and torture - even a guy who hates his sister has to love somebody. And he loves them ALL NIGHT LONG. |
Affiliation(s): St. Mungo's; Ministry supporter Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Ravenclaw, 1965 - 1972 Occupation: Healer (Creature-Induced Injuries; Serious Bites) Blurb: Some have noticed that Damocles Belby takes inordinately long showers. What is he doing in there? Celeste Lestrange would really, REALLY like to know...as would we all. |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1972 - 1979 Occupation: Socialite, Death Eater Blurb: What he lacks in experience, Regulus Black makes up for in enthusiasm. Enthusiasm and a really, really earnest desire to please. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Full-time Order of the Phoenix member Blurb: Sirius Black has spent years now cashing in on the fact that disregard of authority is sexy. Between that, the motorbike, and the saucy smile, it's no wonder the girls act like his dick's dipped in chocolate. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix; Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1954 - 1961 Occupation: Deputy Head of the Auror Dept. (Dept. of Magical Law Enforcement) Blurb: Man, that Edgar Bones is one baaaaaaad mother-- SHUT YO MOUTH! What? I'm just talkin' 'bout Edgar Bones. WE CAN DIG IT! ...I mean, seriously. Is there anyone who doesn't fangirl him? |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1958 - 1965 Occupation: Barrister in the International Magical Office of Law (Dept. of International Magical Cooperation) Blurb: Mmm...he's so responsible and hard-working. And smart. And...ooh, look at those eyes. He's just so...INTENSE. And so...I'm sorry, were you saying something? |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters; Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1972 - 1979 Occupation: Intern in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Death Eater Blurb: When he's sleeping, he can't kill you. Probably not, anyway. |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1960 - 1967 Occupation: Auror Blurb: Ever notice how hard he works his Auror trainees? It's nothing compared to what happens when the lights go out. Though with a man who looks like that, you'll probably want to keep them on. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1957 - 1964 Occupation: Bartender at The Hog's Head Inn Blurb: He'll shag you so good you won't even notice that he didn't smile the entire time, and your screaming will be so loud that you probably wouldn't know if he'd said anything anyway. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix, Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Muggleborn House / Years: Ravenclaw, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Bartender at The Leaky Cauldron, Auror trainee Blurb: BRING IT ON HOME!!! |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1957 - 1964 Occupation: Head of the Dragon Research & Restraint Bureau (Dept. for the Regulation & Control of Magical Creatures) Blurb: And you thought he was so sweet and earnest and easily flustered,. You kept right on thinking that right up to the point where you realized he had you cuffed to the bed, didn't you? Of course, after that you probably wouldn't bother thinking at all. |
Affiliation(s): Media (DP); Ministry supporter Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Ravenclaw, 1962 - 1969 Occupation: Reporter for the Daily Prophet Blurb: He's an arse. He's going to use you. He will use you for hot, dirty sex for hours on end, and then he will never, ever call you again. ...but you'd do it all again, wouldn't you? |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1962 - 1969 Occupation: Curse-breaker for Gringotts Blurb: Get 'im while he's alive, ladies. He's no good to you in pieces. But right now...oh, SO GOOD. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1940 - 1947 Occupation: None Blurb: Mundungus Fletcher was a smokin' biker dude back in the day. And now he will sneak into your room and steal your knickers. And your HEART. C'mon, didn't you read Twilight? That stuff is totally hot! |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix supporter Blood Status: Muggle vampire House / Years: n/a Occupation: Member of the VRA; landlord Blurb: He looks 21, but he'll shag you with 500 years of experience. Best of both worlds, wouldn't you say? |
Affiliation(s): Ministry supporter Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1956 - 1963 Occupation: Shoppe Owner (chain of hunting shoppes) Blurb: Go on. Ask him to see the tattoo. You know you want to. |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1967 - 1974 Occupation: Socialite, Death Eater Blurb: Admit it: you'd go evil for him. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix; Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1965 - 1972 Occupation: Auror Blurb: Don't be scared off by the fact that he has both "long" and "bottom" right there in his name. Consider the possibilities first. Then shag him silly. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Jack-of-all-trades Blurb: He seems so sweet, doesn't he? Just wait til the WOLF comes out, baby. It's the side of Remus Lupin that every woman wishes she got to see. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix supporter Blood Status: Muggle vampire House / Years: n/a Occupation: Paramedic Blurb: Because who wouldn't want to lift up the bottom of that kilt and play his bagpipe, am I right?!?! |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1969 - 1976 Occupation: Dragon Tamer within the Dragon Research & Restraint Bureau (Dept. for the Regulation & Control of Magical Creatures) Blurb: Why yes, Mr. MacFusty, I would like to see your dragon. Can I pet it, too? |
Affiliation(s): Media (WWN); Order of the Phoenix supporter Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1966 - 1973 Occupation: Broadcaster for the WWN Blurb: Sometimes we all just want to frolic amongst the daisies in innocent fun. Then we want to shag amongst the daisies in hot, sweaty, dirty fun. Ernie is good for both! |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1965 - 1972 Occupation: Death Eater Blurb: Hitler's poster boy for the Nazi Youth is making us all feel a little dirty inside. Oh yeah. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix; Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1948 - 1955 Occupation: Auror, Order member Blurb: Moody's like a fortune cookie. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.... IN BED. |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1950 - 1957 Occupation: Death Eater, Author Blurb: Tall, dark, and scholarly. All that and a buncha smart evil. Oh yes. Let's order up a nice bucket of Nott tonight. |
Affiliation(s): St. Mungo's; Ministry supporter Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1970 - 1977 Occupation: Healer trainee Blurb: He may look like a puppy, but daaaaang, have you seen those guns? Puppy's got PAWS. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Baker's assistant at the Upper Crust bakery Blurb: One word, ladies: GIRTH. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Full-time Order of the Phoenix member Blurb: So his kid is the Boy Who Lived. Who gives a crap. You're about to be the Girl Who Came. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix; Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1966 - 1973 Occupation: Ministry employee (Dept. of Magical Games & Sports), Order member Blurb: Behind those scholarly little spectacles is the red-hot fire of a natural born ginger. Balance that with his sweet nature and you have a recipe for pure deliciousness. |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1967 - 1974 Occupation: Master broomsmith, Order member Blurb: His brooms may be breaking records, but in bed, he's got all the time in the world, baby. |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Auror trainee Blurb: William's original last name in canon was "Longcock", but J.K. Rowling's editor objected at the last minute. |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Socialite, Death Eater Blurb: Evan Rosier will do you politely and thoroughly, as only a Pureblood can do. And although he'll probably judge you for it, later... oh, to be judged by Evan Rosier. |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic; Death Eaters Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1954 - 1961 Occupation: Obliviator Blurb: Yes. He is THAT evil. But really. DO YOU REALLY CARE?! JUST LOOK AT HIM. *LOOK* AT HIM. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T EVEN-- |
Affiliation(s): Death Eaters Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Slytherin, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Apprentice at Slug & Jiggers Blurb: You know what they say about men with big noses... |
Affiliation(s): Order of the Phoenix supporter Blood Status: Muggleborn House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1964 - 1971 Occupation: Counterfeiter and petty thief Blurb: Sticky fingers? Yeah, your fingers will be sticky too after what he does to you. |
Affiliation(s): St. Mungo's / Hygeia Institute; Ministry supporter Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Ravenclaw, 1962 - 1969 Occupation: Researcher for the Hygeia Institute Blurb: Since he never seems to leave St. Mungo's, you'll just have to go there and drag him into a closet. And really...would you mind? |
Affiliation(s): Media (WWN); Order of the Phoenix supporter Blood Status: Muggleborn House / Years: Ravenclaw, 1963 - 1970 Occupation: Producer and sometimes-DJ for the WWN program "Magic Rocks" Blurb: His Mudblood cock is so awesome that Andromeda left her family for it. Consider THAT. |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Pureblood House / Years: Gryffindor, 1969 - 1976 Occupation: Auror trainee Blurb: I NEED A HEROOOO. I'm holdin' out for a HEEEROOO 'til the end of the niiiight. He's got to be fast, and he's gotta be strong, and I'm DOING ED WATKINS ALL NIIIIGHT. |
Affiliation(s): Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1971 - 1978 Occupation: Auror trainee Blurb: Auror trainee? Pffft; he'll train YOU all night, baby. You can get your workout cuttin' diamonds off his stomach 'cause his abs are THAT SOLID. |
Affiliation(s): Death Eater, Ministry of Magic Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: Hufflepuff, 1964 - 1971 Occupation: Obliviator, Death Eater Blurb: A Hufflepuff Death Eater? Sure thing. Not only does he have the sexy tattoo, but Hufflepuffs are notorious hard workers. He'll work you hard, baby - all night long. |
Affiliation(s): Ministry supporter Blood Status: Halfblood House / Years: n/a Occupation: Proprietor of Zeller's Books on Knockturn Alley Blurb: What? You think that old, book-obsessed men aren't hot? Someone's not paying attention. Cassanova was a librarian, too. |