I am the noble, the great, Mask*DeMasque! And you all are mysteriously drawn to reply to this post!
But do not waste the great, Mask*DeMasque! time with normal conversation! I seek... only information.
Report any, or any potential crimes to me, and they shall be solved! By Medium Valley's newest and best masked crime fighter, the formally nefarious Mask*DeMasque!
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