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( Text to Michael )
July 4th, 2011
Allen's Guide to Creating a Chick Tract.
If you saw the title, and went, "Allen! What the fuck is a Chick Tract?" or "Allen, alright, naked boobies!" you are going to learn some things.
Chick Tracts are the creations of a man by the name of Captain James Theodore Chick. During the Cold War, James was captured by the Chinese, and forced to watch as Chinese kids read comics supporting communism. Seeing these kids become brainwashed, James decided that he could use comics to brainwash people into becoming Christians. When he was finally rescued by Al Captaino, and some other dude, he told them of his idea. They set to work creating a company, and today they will gladly charge you $400 for 1,000 tracts of the same fucking title.
But wait! You too can make your own tracts!
( Here's how! )
Chick Tracts are the creations of a man by the name of Captain James Theodore Chick. During the Cold War, James was captured by the Chinese, and forced to watch as Chinese kids read comics supporting communism. Seeing these kids become brainwashed, James decided that he could use comics to brainwash people into becoming Christians. When he was finally rescued by Al Captaino, and some other dude, he told them of his idea. They set to work creating a company, and today they will gladly charge you $400 for 1,000 tracts of the same fucking title.
But wait! You too can make your own tracts!
( Here's how! )