Yes, it's romantic. No, she's not too short. She's perfect.
Shut up, Seifer. I didn't pick up a troll doll.
No, Selphie. I love you in that yellow bikini but uh...do you like anything but yellow? Oh, blue? Like my eyes? *face palm.*
This is the story of Selphie and Squall...after Rinoa left him for Irvine and Zell.
Uh... Sure. I like snow lion burgers. Did I mention I like lions? Oh! You're a vegan. I still like eggs, Selphie. No. No. Damn it, wheat grass does not build muscle!
"Try this damn veggie burger! I swear. Best. Thing. Ever." Squall: Oh, hey...hm, Seifer had a point. This stuff isn't so bad.
"Why are you wearing my belts?</i> Selphie: Fashion statement! It makes me look good.Squall:*Strangely turned on and surprised. Gets tackled by Fungur.* AHHHH, I needed those belts!"Selphie: *panics.* Should I toss you my gunblade?Squall: You took my gunblade too!? Selphie: Yes...? Sorry! HI-YA! *sounds of obnoxious screaming on both ends.*</i>