Kuromaru tried to puzzle out why Kakashi would think that, then finally shrugged it off as one of those crazy human things. "I was gonna bring Asuma a present. He's allergic to meat, you know. But then I smelled Ryouma." He pricked his ear, standing up and getting as close to Kakashi as was polite. Then he stretched a tiiiiny bit closer to sniff. Yup. Old sex and Ryouma. He glanced up. "I guess I don't have to worry that Ryouma wants all the girls now, after all." His tail drifted back and forth lazily. "Think he's gonna keep mounting you? 'Cause that would be easier."

Then his tail drooped slowly toward the floor, as an unhappy thought occurred to him. "But... then we won't have any puppies. That would be sad." He gave Kakashi his very best pathetic look and sat back down.