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List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Severus, Harry, Draco, Bill, Neville, Kingsley, Charlie, Remus in any combination you like, although I am QUITE fond of Severus/Harry. If you prefer to write a het pairing, add Hermione or Luna to any of the above and I'll be happy.
Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not I like snarky and smart dialogue with witty repartee, banter, humor, romance (but not too schmaltzy, especially if Severus is involved), dirty talk, voyeurism/exhibitionism, rimming, shower sex, wall sex, skirt/kilt pr0n, semi-public sex, I-can't-wait-to-have-you’ sex, happy endings. While I enjoy higher-rated fics, there’s nothing wrong with some good UST, so there's no need to force the sex, I just like to see them satisfied and content. I'll be pleased if you write/draw what you enjoy as long as my squicks aren't involved. And speaking of...
Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. No character death if at all possible, certainly not the characters that I care about (see the list above). No humiliation, rape or torture, necrophilia, scat, munging (shudders), watersports (unless you’re celandineb), odd bodily fluids for lube (i.e. sputum, vomit, blood), infidelity, darkfic.
You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? I really am a pairing whore and I like to try my hand at writing new things, so as long as they have a canon personality established I think I can tackle them. I am not that comfortable with the non-humans, so I’d prefer no house-elves, goblins, squids, etc. As for fantasies, I’m not into D/s or M/s so you prolly won’t be happy with what I write if that is your thing. However, if you like romance, kink and humor, I’m your girl. ;)
Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? No Voldemort, Bellatrix, Death Eaters acting like Death Eaters, Death Eater revels unless it all one big consensual orgy (hey, now there’s an idea...). No Hagrid, Dumbledore, creature fic, squids, elves, goblins or name only characters. Also, I’d prefer not to write any canon pairings unless it’s only in the background. I am not great with non-magic AU, since magic is a large part of what attracts me to HP.
IJ Name: List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Severus, Harry, Draco, Bill, Neville, Kingsley, Charlie, Remus in any combination you like, although I am QUITE fond of Severus/Harry. If you prefer to write a het pairing, add Hermione or Luna to any of the above and I'll be happy.
Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not I like snarky and smart dialogue with witty repartee, banter, humor, romance (but not too schmaltzy, especially if Severus is involved), dirty talk, voyeurism/exhibitionism, rimming, shower sex, wall sex, skirt/kilt pr0n, semi-public sex, I-can't-wait-to-have-you’ sex, happy endings. While I enjoy higher-rated fics, there’s nothing wrong with some good UST, so there's no need to force the sex, I just like to see them satisfied and content. I'll be pleased if you write/draw what you enjoy as long as my squicks aren't involved. And speaking of...
Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. No character death if at all possible, certainly not the characters that I care about (see the list above). No humiliation, rape or torture, necrophilia, scat, munging (shudders), watersports (unless you’re celandineb), odd bodily fluids for lube (i.e. sputum, vomit, blood), infidelity, darkfic.
You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? I really am a pairing whore and I like to try my hand at writing new things, so as long as they have a canon personality established I think I can tackle them. I am not that comfortable with the non-humans, so I’d prefer no house-elves, goblins, squids, etc. As for fantasies, I’m not into D/s or M/s so you prolly won’t be happy with what I write if that is your thing. However, if you like romance, kink and humor, I’m your girl. ;)
Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? No Voldemort, Bellatrix, Death Eaters acting like Death Eaters, Death Eater revels unless it all one big consensual orgy (hey, now there’s an idea...). No Hagrid, Dumbledore, creature fic, squids, elves, goblins or name only characters. Also, I’d prefer not to write any canon pairings unless it’s only in the background. I am not great with non-magic AU, since magic is a large part of what attracts me to HP.