Fall Fantasia Exchange Fest

IJ Name: irana

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7)
Any combination of Harry, Snape, Neville, Draco and Bill (hee... that's one I swear)
Snape/Charlie
Draco/Neville
Remus/Neville
Harry/Draco/Percy
Bill/Harry/Neville
Percy/Neville

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not
I love it when Neville or Harry are absolute sluts for the men they love, and ONLY the men they love, even if sometimes what they're doing for that person makes them feel a little uncomfortable. I like club scenes and I love it when one person realizes just how very sexy another is when they see them dancing in a club. I love when kids bring the couple (or trio) together. I love cock-whore Ron in Weasleycest and a Percy that loves sucking cock and is damned good at it. If writing Percy with Neville, I like it when Nev introduces him to male/male sex and with Harry I like it when Percy is a wanton, hot bottom. I have a particular kink for: rimming, first times, threesomes, unique occupations, romance, flangst, courtship, bonding, magical creatures... hmmm, you know, let me just link you here. Much easier.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs.
No unhappy endings, it must be hopeful at the very least.
Neville is not a wimpy, whiny, spineless twerp, so please don't write him that way. NO necro, scat, vomit, hardcore bondage, S&M, non-don/rape, chan under 16, humiliation, unresolved angst, fisting, blood-play that doesn't involve vampires, character death in the main pairing, dark!fic, crack!fic, urine. I think that about covers it but if I think of anything else I'll let Angel know.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw?
I'll write just about anything except for what I have listed in my squicks. Characters I will write are Harry, Snape, Draco, Bill, Neville, Charlie, Remus, Kingsley, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini. I can write het, but I'm better with slash. If I write Sirius it will only be with Harry. My fics tend to land on the smutty (often flithy) side, so if someone ones R rated or below fic, I'm prolly not the person to write for them. I prefer postwar, postHogwarts fic (which pretty much makes most of my fics AU) and I do subversive canon compliance

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances?
I don't do unhappy endings or hardcore BDSM. I've never written mpreg, so I'm not certain I could do it. I will NOT write Dumbledore, Filch, Hagrid, Sirius with anyone but Harry cause I just can't do it, chan and any incest besides Weasleycest(just can't write it)

Due to some unforeseen circumstances, our list was short one and I've had to step in as our balancer. So here goes. And remember, *cue cheesy infomercial music* even though I'm mod here, I'm also a player. I don't bite... hard. *g*

IJ Name: unbroken_halo

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) *in no particular order* Bill/Neville, Draco/Neville, Snape/Harry, Snape/Harry/Draco, Hermione/Luna, Charlie/Draco.

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not Here's a few things that I really enjoy. Humor, a little bit of silliness, research into the subject's character/past/occupation, supernatural/occult, horror, suspense, mystery, AU, canon-compliant fics, non-magic fics, magic theory fics, plot driven fics, realism, PWPs, fluff, romance, flangst, motorcycle!sex, leather, sensualism, and threesomes. Sex doesn't have to be the focus, although I like that too. *g* Tell me a good story and I'll stalk love you forever. *winks*

That said, let me link you to this post. It's an extensive list I made up because just about everything goes for me. There is just way too much to list here and as most of you already know, yes, I am a kinky bitch. *g* So just pick one or two things, tell me an interesting story and I'll enjoy it. I promise and will squee all over the place. Just ask anyone that's written for me. LOL!

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. Scat, roman showers, torture, non-con or rape, 'Romeo and Juliet' fics (AKA murder/suicides) and necrophilia. In fact, anything having to do with sex and dead bodies just leave it out. Character death and adultery/infidelity aren't really squicks but I don't want to get them in gifts.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? I'll write just about any slash, het, fem or threesomes as well as the next gen kids and some of my squicks; I just don't want to receive them.

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? I will not write any barely mentioned, one time mentioned or 'name-only characters', ie: Morag McDougal and others. I also won't write Tom and/or Voldemort, Bellatrix, Fenrir, Hagrid, Filch and Albus Dumbledore in a sexual relationship with anyone. Scat, roman showers, non-con or rape and necrophilia will also be avoided.

IJ Name:
angela_snape

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7)
Snape/Harry, Bill/Neville, Charlie/Kingsley, Charlie/Draco, Charlie/Neville, Draco/Neville

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not
I love first time stories, with the awkward bumbling or misunderstandings that eventually lead to a desperate first kiss, preferably up against a wall – bonus for frottage. In addition I like cross-gen only if all participants are “of age”, forced bonding, courtship, Snape’s voice, UST that eventually gets resolved, Harry in occupations other than Auror, professor!Neville and the Mimbulus mimbletonia. And while I don’t particularly like snakes, I do enjoy Parseltongue Snarry fics.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs.
I won’t read incest in any form, chan under 16, non-sexual bodily fluids, non-con, torture or anything that features Voldemort in a sexual relationship.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw?
I am comfortable writing the pairings listed above, in established relationships (with or without mpreg) and in first-time scenarios. I like using innuendo and leaving some things to the imagination. I enjoy adding geeky science facts like the Mimbulus mimbletonia’s (real or made-up-by-me) quirks or the differences between dragons’ flames. I could write also write non-explicit het, if it included one of the boys above with Hermione or Luna.

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances?
I will not write Voldemort, Hagrid, Filch, Umbridge, or any Death Eaters. (Draco is not a Death Eater in my books). I will not write anything from my squick list.

IJ Name: eeyore9990

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Severus Snape, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Any Weasley Brother (hehehe, you see what I did there? Six for one, bb!), Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not Oh man, everything? Hair!! I have a huge hair kink. Pull it, discuss it, whatever. :D GLASSES! Major glasses kink. Men in glasses are too sexy. Hands. Hands are never ever given credit for their ability to make me melt. Beautiful hands, hands with long fingers, the sensitivity of hands. Just... touching is awesome and huge. I also love prolonged foreplay, teasing, random dirty talk (can be intentional or not!), biting, licking, sucking, fucking, do it now or do it slow, I don't care. Sex it up or make it totally intellectual, I just don't care. Please yourself and you'll please me.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. Old man hands (yes, this is my one exception to the hands kink), necro, scat, etc.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? Any except name-only characters, but I can't imagine anyone in this fest wants those. Surprise me, bb!

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? Necro, scat, name-only characters

And because I'm determined to break a theme I see going on here: Throw in as many House-elves and Giant Squids as you care to! I don't care a bit. :D *realises no one will do this, but hey, it's worth a shot*

IJ Name: leela_cat

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Harry, Draco, Neville, Charlie, Severus, Lucius. If het, then a threesome with Luna.

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not. Slash is preferred. No m/f straight het, although a threesome with two men and a girl is fine (ala Charlie/Draco/Pansy or Lucius/Severus/Luna). UST, snarky banter, first times, established relationships, a bit of plot, past experiences influencing the present, dashes of angst in stories that lead to happy endings or the beginning of a happy ending. Tattoos, piercings (although not extreme). Unusual and inventive uses of magic in everyday life or as part of the plot or a ritual.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. Non-magic AU/AR; love at first sight; cutesy nicknames; epithets instead of their names (ie, the raven-haired Gryffindor, the Potions Master); innocent!Harry; dub-con; non-con; necro; bestiality; scat, watersports and all things along those lines; feminised men; adult characters who don't act like adults; underage sex (I prefer adults); major character death; dark!fic; stories that end without the possibility of happiness, infidelity, heavy kink/BDSM, humiliation, M/F straight, explicit het.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw?

• Those who I can write: Harry, Severus, Lucius, Draco, Neville, Charlie, Bill, Regulus, and pretty much any character not listed in my no-nos. Het: only pairings/threesomes that include Luna, Pansy, or Narcissa. I also reserve my right to use any character in my no-no list as a background or secondary (non-pairing/threesome) character in the story.


• That which I can write: UST, snarky banter, first times, established relationships, a bit of plot, past experiences influencing the present, dashes of angst in stories that lead to happy endings or the beginning of a happy ending. Tattoos, piercings (although not extreme). Unusual and inventive uses of magic in everyday life or as part of the plot or a ritual. I'm willing to write mild kink/BDSM, mpreg, cross-dressing, time-travel, de-aged characters. Magic AU/AR is possible, although not one of my strengths. Infidelity is possible, depending upon the period/characters. I've never written a creature!fic (unless you include one that has canon werewolf!Remus), but I'm willing to give it a try. I'd prefer not to write dub-con, but can write it in a pinch, depending upon the characters.

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances?

• Those who I won't write: Pairings or Threesomes with any of the Marauders (except possibly Lupin); Founders; Moody and other minor Order members; Dumbledore, Filch, Slughorn or most other canon professors at Hogwart (except Snape and femmeslash with McGonagall, Pomfrey, or Hooch); neither Ron nor Ginny has explicit sex in my world (just saying); any DEs except Severus, Lucius, Regulus, or Draco; Dursleys; canon creatures (house elves, centaurs, giants, etc); minor, name-only, or name-check characters. If I'm assigned het (pairing or threesome), only with Luna, Narcissa, or Pansy as the female character.


• That which I won't write: Non-magic AU/AR; love at first sight; cutesy nicknames; epithets instead of their names (ie, the raven-haired Gryffindor, the Potions Master); innocent!Harry; non-con; necro; bestiality; scat, watersports and all things along those lines; heavy kink/BDSM; humiliation; under-15 chan; major character death; most dark!fic (although twisty is possible); stories that end without the possibility of happiness.

IJ Name: iulia_linnea

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7): Lately, I'm in the mood to read (and write) Draco/Neville, Luna/Draco, Luna/Harry, Luna/Lucius/Severus, Luna/Severus, Severus/Daphne, and Severus/Girl!Harry.

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not: Kinks: Bondage, orgasm denial, sexual rituals, and resolved sexual tension. Likes: Established relationships, filthy porn with no other redeeming characteristics, humor, plot, and sensory descriptions. Fantasies: Fic that explores the magical world, realistic portrayals of happily married couples, and creative courtship!fic. (I don't expect all of these in one fic!)

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs: Lately, I'm not in the mood to read (or write) Adult/child chan, Adult/teen chan (student/teacher), bestiality, crack!fic, creature!fic, cross-dressing, D/s, excessively fetishistic sex, fluids/emissions/excretions not typically a part of sex, graphic character death, hopeless endings, incest, infidelity, sounding, torture, and non-con¹.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? I'll write any pairing not on the list below (no threesomes {except the one I've listed above} or moresomes, please), and anything that isn't on my squicks list above.

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? Right now, I'm not in the mood to write (or read) Drarry, femslash, Hagrid/anyone, House Elf/anyone, Kingsley/any male character, Lucius/Harry, Minerva/anyone, Minor Character/Minor Character, Neville/anyone other than Draco, Remus/anyone, Sirius/anyone, Snarry, Tonks/anyone, Voldemort/anyone, or any Weasley/anyone.

¹That said, I do like twisty mind!fuck and dubcon fic, so if you want to bring that, have at it. Hot dark!fic without pain-for-pain's-sake or maiming torture is love. Oh, and should you wonder, "Would Iuls like what I'm writing?" ask fodirteg; she knows my tastes quite well.

IJ Name: alisanne

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Severus, Harry, Draco, Bill, Neville, Kingsley, Charlie, Remus in any combination you like, although I am QUITE fond of Severus/Harry. If you prefer to write a het pairing, add Hermione or Luna to any of the above and I'll be happy.

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not I like snarky and smart dialogue with witty repartee, banter, humor, romance (but not too schmaltzy, especially if Severus is involved), dirty talk, voyeurism/exhibitionism, rimming, shower sex, wall sex, skirt/kilt pr0n, semi-public sex, I-can't-wait-to-have-you’ sex, happy endings. While I enjoy higher-rated fics, there’s nothing wrong with some good UST, so there's no need to force the sex, I just like to see them satisfied and content. I'll be pleased if you write/draw what you enjoy as long as my squicks aren't involved. And speaking of...

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. No character death if at all possible, certainly not the characters that I care about (see the list above). No humiliation, rape or torture, necrophilia, scat, munging (shudders), watersports (unless you’re celandineb), odd bodily fluids for lube (i.e. sputum, vomit, blood), infidelity, darkfic.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? I really am a pairing whore and I like to try my hand at writing new things, so as long as they have a canon personality established I think I can tackle them. I am not that comfortable with the non-humans, so I’d prefer no house-elves, goblins, squids, etc. As for fantasies, I’m not into D/s or M/s so you prolly won’t be happy with what I write if that is your thing. However, if you like romance, kink and humor, I’m your girl. ;)

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? No Voldemort, Bellatrix, Death Eaters acting like Death Eaters, Death Eater revels unless it all one big consensual orgy (hey, now there’s an idea...). No Hagrid, Dumbledore, creature fic, squids, elves, goblins or name only characters. Also, I’d prefer not to write any canon pairings unless it’s only in the background. I am not great with non-magic AU, since magic is a large part of what attracts me to HP.

IJ Name: celandineb

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7)

Draco, Harry, Neville, Percy, Remus, Severus, and/or Sirius - in any combination you please. Oh, and I'll add Luna, for a het option (again with any of the above).

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not.

Kinks: D/s, bondage, watersports (if done playfully that is a major kink), voyeurism, exhibitionism, masturbation, blowjobs, toys, delayed orgasm, rimming, dirty talk, frottage, desperate!sex, shower!sex, threesomes and moresomes, spanking, bisexuality, cross-dressing, bestiality (only if Animagus or werewolf, i.e. a thinking being)

Other likes: characters shown in their older years (although this is by no means necessary), reasonably balanced power and sexual dynamics, character development, happy endings (or at least the possibility)

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs.

Kink squicks: mpreg, non-con/rape, chan under 16, scat, necro, roman showers, significant humiliation, unrepentant infidelity

Other squicks/dislikes: non-canonical nicknames, everyone being gay, super-dark fic

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw?

Characters/Pairings: I'm pretty open here, with the exceptions listed under dislikes below. I can write slash, het, and femslash (in order of preference).

Kinks: anything not listed under dislikes below

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances?

Characters: Voldemort or any Death Eaters (except Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, and Regulus Black); Hagrid; Slughorn; Dumbledore; any non-human characters; very minor characters (except next-gen)

Kinks: mpreg, non-con/rape, chan under 16, scat, necro, roman showers, significant humiliation

Other: super-dark fic, non-magical AU, and I'm not reliable with humor

IJ Name: lilyseyes
List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Harry/Severus, Neville/Bill, Charlie/Draco, Harry/Severus/Draco, Harry/Draco

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not first-time, hurt/comfort, bonding, rimming, semi-public sex, underage (16+), threesome, mpreg - basically I like romances, slow-building or spontaneous combustion, either is fine as long as it fits the story, mild angst and insecurity is okay, but a happy ending is a must.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. heavy angst, infidelity, rape/non-com, torture, graphic violence, watersports, scat, bloodplay, dark fics, death fics

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? Harry/Severus, Harry/Draco, Harry/Severus/Draco, Draco/Charlie, Bill/Neville, first-time, bonding, rimming, semi-public sex, underage (16+), threesome, mpreg

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? Severus/Draco (alone), Hagrid, Dumbledore, Unbridge, or any of the minor characters in a pairing, infidelity, heavy angst, rape/non-com, torture, graphic violence, watersports, scat, bloodplay, dark fics, death fics, and, er, het