Fall Fantasia Exchange Fest

IJ Name: eeyore9990

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7) Severus Snape, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Any Weasley Brother (hehehe, you see what I did there? Six for one, bb!), Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not Oh man, everything? Hair!! I have a huge hair kink. Pull it, discuss it, whatever. :D GLASSES! Major glasses kink. Men in glasses are too sexy. Hands. Hands are never ever given credit for their ability to make me melt. Beautiful hands, hands with long fingers, the sensitivity of hands. Just... touching is awesome and huge. I also love prolonged foreplay, teasing, random dirty talk (can be intentional or not!), biting, licking, sucking, fucking, do it now or do it slow, I don't care. Sex it up or make it totally intellectual, I just don't care. Please yourself and you'll please me.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs. Old man hands (yes, this is my one exception to the hands kink), necro, scat, etc.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw? Any except name-only characters, but I can't imagine anyone in this fest wants those. Surprise me, bb!

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances? Necro, scat, name-only characters

And because I'm determined to break a theme I see going on here: Throw in as many House-elves and Giant Squids as you care to! I don't care a bit. :D *realises no one will do this, but hey, it's worth a shot*

IJ Name:
angela_snape

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7)
Snape/Harry, Bill/Neville, Charlie/Kingsley, Charlie/Draco, Charlie/Neville, Draco/Neville

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not
I love first time stories, with the awkward bumbling or misunderstandings that eventually lead to a desperate first kiss, preferably up against a wall – bonus for frottage. In addition I like cross-gen only if all participants are “of age”, forced bonding, courtship, Snape’s voice, UST that eventually gets resolved, Harry in occupations other than Auror, professor!Neville and the Mimbulus mimbletonia. And while I don’t particularly like snakes, I do enjoy Parseltongue Snarry fics.

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs.
I won’t read incest in any form, chan under 16, non-sexual bodily fluids, non-con, torture or anything that features Voldemort in a sexual relationship.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw?
I am comfortable writing the pairings listed above, in established relationships (with or without mpreg) and in first-time scenarios. I like using innuendo and leaving some things to the imagination. I enjoy adding geeky science facts like the Mimbulus mimbletonia’s (real or made-up-by-me) quirks or the differences between dragons’ flames. I could write also write non-explicit het, if it included one of the boys above with Hermione or Luna.

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances?
I will not write Voldemort, Hagrid, Filch, Umbridge, or any Death Eaters. (Draco is not a Death Eater in my books). I will not write anything from my squick list.