Fall Fantasia Exchange Fest

IJ Name: celandineb

List your characters/pairings. (5 to 7)

I prefer slash, Harry/Draco/Severus/Remus [any combination of two or three or four], Percy/Remus/Neville/Harry [any combination of two or three or four], Remus/Sirius, Teddy/James Sirius, any combination of Weasley brothers; if het options are needed, then Harry/Hermione/Ron and Neville/Luna.

Your kinks, likes, or fantasies. Can be sexual or not.

I like older characters, established relationships or complicated situations (e.g. divorces/new relationships). On the other hand, first-time fic is also fun, especially if there's ongoing UST that finally gets resolved (yay for happy endings!). I prefer power dynamics to be reasonably equal, both in and out of bed, and so although I don't mind cross-gen I'd rather not have teacher-student unless it's clear that the teacher doesn't hold the upper hand completely.

I'm happy with epilogue-compliant, EWE, or some AU-ness (if you want to make Severus or Remus survive, for instance, fine by me). Pretty much any era works for me, depending of course on the characters.

Kinks I enjoy include: bondage, watersports (if done playfully that is a major kink), D/s, voyeurism/exhibitionism and semipublic sex, masturbation, blowjobs, toys, delayed orgasm, rimming, dirty talk, frottage, desperate!sex, shower!sex, wall!sex, threesomes and moresomes, spanking, bisexuality, sometimes cross-dressing. Um, if I have to pick a top three for this, it would be delayed orgasm, blowjobs, and semipublic sex - I omit watersports only because most people don't like writing that, but if you do, I will love it. *g* Really, though, I'm easy. I know, not helpful am I?

(I have a post here that might also be useful.)

Your absolute squicks and no-nos to be avoided at all costs.

Mpreg, noncon/rape, chan (except if both parties are the same age, and still not under 15 please), scat, necro, heavy-duty S&M, significant humiliation, major unredeemed angst, pointless character-bashing, noncanon nicknames, unrepentant infidelity.

You must be prepared to write/draw in exchange for someone else, so please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you are able to write/draw?

The chance that you will get a drawing from me is nil. *g* You don't want one, really you don't.

Characters I will write (in pretty much any combination, but in approximate order of interest at the moment): Harry, Percy, Neville, Severus, Remus, Sirius, Draco, Charlie, Luna, Hermione, George and/or Fred, Bill, Kingsley, Ron. Others as well unless I've listed them below as ones I won't write.

Kinks I'm able and willing to write: threesomes and moresomes, D/s, bondage, watersports, voyeurism/exhibitionism, semi-public sex, wanking, blowjobs, toys (plugs, clamps, blindfolds, etc.), delayed orgasm, rimming, dirty talk, frottage, desperate!sex, shower! sex, spanking, bisexuality, cross-dressing, fisting, bestiality (but only if it's a werewolf or animagus, i.e. human mind), mild S&M, mild breathplay/bloodplay.

Other things: I tend to be good with characterization, dialogue, and smut. I'll write canon-compliant (including epilogue), or EWE, or semi-AU (am not up for writing e.g. nonmagical AU, or anything extreme like that, but I'll happily make Severus live). I'm also willing to write pretty much any era.

Please indicate which characters/pairings, kinks, likes, or fantasies you would not want to write/draw under any circumstances?

Characters I really don't want to write: Tom/Voldemort, Bellatrix, Fenrir, Hagrid, Filch. Albus Dumbledore I don't want to write in a sexual context.

Kinks etc. I don't want to write: mpreg, noncon/rape, chan (possible exception if both parties are the same age), scat, necro, heavy-duty S&M. Infidelity is iffy.

Other stuff I'd rather not write: death fic, heavy-duty angst, significant humiliation, Veela!fic and vampire!fic and similar. I tend to be unreliable with humor; not that I won't try, but it doesn't always work.