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The Huntsman (cryoverwildlife) wrote in expresslogs,
@ 2012-08-11 17:13:00

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!plot, emma swan, {the huntsman

WHO: Emma Swan and the Huntsman
WHERE: His room
WHEN: Saturday afternoon
WHAT: Baby Charles Manson? Really?
WARNINGS: TBD

The train certainly had an interesting sense of humor.

Having spent twenty-eight years as Sheriff of Storybrooke, he had awakened this morning with a baby in his room sporting the name of one of the most notorious serial killers in American history.

Leaving aside the rather important fact that he knew absolutely nothing about babies, as law enforcement, this baby also put him in a rather interesting legal conundrum. Yes, this baby was going to grow up to become a terrible person, responsible for a great deal of sadness and death. Yes, he could save a lot of lives if something were to happen to this baby.

But...it was a baby.

And no matter what it would do when it got older, it had done nothing wrong yet.

So he was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching it where it lay squirming and gurgling on the little pillow bed he had made for it. Wolf sat at his side, looking half-curious, half-frightened of the tiny, noisy (and somewhat stinky) creature.

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swanemma
2012-08-12 03:56 am UTC (link)

When he gave into the deal, she put her hands together and waved them in the air like people were cheering for her after she won that. Then she moved to turn the baby so he was facing her on the bed as she thought this through. She might not have ever had a baby, but she did know the stories from other people about how boy babies had a habit of peeing the second their diaper was off. Thinking it through, she started to take off the dirty diaper but she lifted it up a bit as she heard the pee hit the dirty diaper instead of her. Emma was actually quite proud of herself for thinking that one through and once he was done, she slowly pulled it away from the baby to hand to the huntsman. “Go have fun searching for a place to throw it out.”

Once he took it, she moved to make sure the baby was all cleaned up and everything before looking over the new diaper. This couldn’t be that hard. Looking it over she found it took her a little longer then probably most, but she finally figured it out. Lifting the baby up, she put the diaper under him then worked on changing him. Emma was even more proud of herself when she did it all by herself, moving to sit on the bed as she picked up the little one. “Doesn’t that feel good?” She asked considering the huntsman hadn’t returned yet. Emma started to bounce him slightly on her knee, waiting for him to return as she kept the baby busy.

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cryoverwildlife
2012-08-12 05:11 am UTC (link)

It took the Huntsman a long, disgusting amount of time to find a receptacle in which to place the disgusting diaper. He had never dreamed in all of his life that such a tiny creature could cause so much stink. Perhaps he should be glad that he had never had one of these before he...well.

Once he had disposed of it, he made his way back to his room, going immediately to the bathroom to wash his hands, just in case he had touched it at some point. When he came out, he couldn't help but smile at the way Emma was bouncing the baby on her knee, and it made him feel something very warm and...happy deep inside. Even if he didn't, technically, have a heart. He watched for a long moment, enjoying that tender feeling.

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swanemma
2012-08-12 06:14 am UTC (link)

Emma found it amusing that she was able to convince the huntsman to go get rid of the dirty diaper. At least she didn’t have to deal with the smell or trying to get find a spot to get rid of it. When he came back, she couldn’t help but laugh at how he went into the bathroom to wash his hands. At the sight of him, she saw the smile and he still had such an adorable smile that could get anyone weak in the knees.

“See told you I could get people to do things for me without wearing the uniform,” she told him with a cocky little smirk as she reminded him when he tried to get her in the uniform for work. Wasn’t going to happen since she was comfortable in what she wanted to wear. “But what has you all smiles?” She asked before stopping with the knee. “Okay, come take your baby since the train gave him to you for some reason,” she didn’t see him as a problem with kids, but she didn’t like that Regina had one. No, Emma knew what that woman was like and didn’t like the idea of her maybe hurting a baby. “Where did you get rid of the diaper?”

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