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Tweak says, "Put some pants on"

Seth Clearwater (torn_loyalties) wrote in escapemechanism,
@ 2009-05-23 01:45:00

Entry tags:

emmett cullen, rikku, seth clearwater

Uhm....uh..oh..
So totally not in La Push anymore.

Sure I got the hang of this thing, I think, but oh boy..

Now. If only my senses would get their bearings straight.

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	torn_loyalties 2009-05-25 12:00 am UTC (link)
	...figures. Oh well 'least I don't have to take orders for a while. Besides you guys are far more entertaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-25 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Of course we are. Hey, you can help me razz Wardo. He's even more fun when he's moaning that Bella's gone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-25 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh hell no. No no. Pure mind remember. You have Jasper for that... Besides, won't he technically see it coming, especially if you're thinking about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-25 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Fine. He's got Death Cab cranked and he's not talking to anyone. I don't think he'd see a semi coming right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-25 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Then I really won't be going near him. I value my hearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-25 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Just wait til he starts scrubbing the grout in the bathroom with a toothbrush. Then you know he's really in a mood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Well..whatever keeps him busy and out of trouble right? Besides look at it this way, better him than you. Unless you enjoy cleaning grout. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-25 09:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, no. I'm good without grout thanks. He can do that himself. While wailing at the top of his lungs about how Bella smells like bacon or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-25 10:09 am UTC (link)
	...I really don't think I care to know..about Bella smelling like bacon. Can't we find him a new Bella? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-25 10:19 am UTC (link)
	Probably not. I don't think so; he's pretty attached. I hate when he gets like this. He's inconsolable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-26 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Then how would razzing him make him feel better? Wouldn't it just serve to piss him off more? Besides...can't Jasper fix it..?€ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-26 09:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but I can handle mad Edward; he might be fast but I'm stronger. Probably but I don't think Ed's letting him. Said something about wanting to wallow in the things he's done. Whatever that means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-27 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Wallow..who wallow's these days? Aside from him... Sounds more like waddle if you ask me. Speaking of Mr. Sensitive I had something I wanted to ask him...and now I forgot what it was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-27 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	He wallows, trust me. Like a pig in ... well. You get the point. I'm sure he'll figure out whatever you wanted to ask; he's good for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-27 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	I was referring to Jasper... Not Mr. Wallow-in-self-pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-27 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Dunno where he is. He's around here somewhere, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-28 10:27 am UTC (link)
	And you Emmett, should be Mr. Stater-of-the-Obvious. I miss the girls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-28 11:23 am UTC (link)
	... stating the obvious is still better than smelling like wet dog, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-28 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	...I'm dry! Y'anno I can't even insult you back. 'Cause I got nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-28 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! This means I win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-28 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Remind me to eat a big juicy steak in front of you. One dripping with juice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-28 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	... that's cold, man. Real cold. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-05-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Funny. I thought you were the cold blooded one? ~~I'm warm, and often fuzzy.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smellslikebacon 2009-05-29 09:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well I'm not the one dangling temptation at people, am I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	torn_loyalties 2009-06-01 11:18 am UTC (link)
	Would you rather I dangle a topless photo of Bella in front of Edward? Not that I have one...but I could draw a stick figure... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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