A. Words and Phrases
1. Lock and Load
2. You can take the whore out of the brothel, but you can't take the brothel out of the whore.
3. Premature ejaculation
4. Lust object
5. Pleasure slave
B. Nosy and Impertinent Sex Questions
1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute?
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?
3. Have you ever tasted yourself?
4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience?
5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking?
6. Thinking back to Question #2, out of all the sex partners you have had, how many do you think:
a. Remember you?
b. Would say they faked an orgasm with you?
c. Laugh about you and your performance?
d. Would say you are/were the best they ever had?
e. Would do it with you again, if given the chance?
7. Are you hairy? Do you think your partners like your body hair or lack thereof? Would you wax, if they asked?
8. If the world were coming to an end, what one person would you choose to be your last sexual partner?
9. Who was the absolute worst lay that you can remember?
10. Your tongue...gifted or just a flop?
11. Are any of your parts stretched out more than most people?
12. If your main sex partner gained a hundred pounds, would you still do it with them?
13. Ever had an STD? Crabs?
14. Favorite bedroom toy?
15. Would you do a striptease for anyone? Do you think anyone would for you?
16. Do you sweat a lot during sex?
17. Finish the sentences:
a. I really wish that my main sex partner would play with my ________ more.
b. My lover's ________ is just freakishly ________.
c. I'd rather not ever do it in/on __________ again, thanks.
d. I know that I'm really doing it right when my partner ________.
e. My lover's ________ makes me laugh...hard.
f. Most people would be surprised to know that my lover ________ just like a child.
g. When my lover wears __________, it really gets me hot.
h. When my lover wears __________, it really turns me off.
i. My "one fantasy freebie" sex partner would be _______, and my partner's would be _______.
18. Cuddling after...fun way to relax, or annoying requirement?
19. If sex was a school subject, what would you get an A in, and what would you get an F in?
20. What is your favorite time of day for:
a. Long, leisurely sex?
b. Hot, fast quickies?
c. Angry, makeup sex?
d. Just making out?