Erotic City

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1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute? No, though I have been called one by certain people who dislike me.
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Two One because I do not count the women that Henry has brought to his bed.
3. Have you ever tasted yourself? Yes.
4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience? In order... yes, occasionally, and it depends on the audience members present.
5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking? Neither, most likely. I'm probably closer to my brother George.

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Muse: Anne Boleyn
Fandom: "The Tudors" (AU)
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A. Lyrics

1. Sex Machin - James Brown
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2. If I Had You - Adam Lambert
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3. Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon
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B. Lines

1. Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.

2. The more, the merrier.

3. Nothing burns hotter than old flames.

4. That's just nasty.

5. No means no.

1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute? *icy stare of doom*
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Enough to know who sucks.
3. Have you ever tasted yourself? Who wrote these questions?
4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience? No, no and no.
5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking? Probably my father, or my grandfather.
6. Thinking back to Question #2, out of all the sex partners you have had, how many do you think:

a. Remember you? All, one way or the other. *smirk*
b. Would say they faked an orgasm with you? No.
c. Laugh about you and your performance? Not if they want to live long.
d. Would say you are/were the best they ever had? Probably the best, most elite, they could hope to get.
e. Would do it with you again, if given the chance? I'm sure they would, but I've moved on.

7. Are you hairy? Do you think your partners like your body hair or lack thereof? Would you wax, if they asked? I wax in places needed, and laser in others.
8. If the world were coming to an end, what one person would you choose to be your last sexual partner? Henry Tudor. What? I just want to see what all the fuss is about.
9. Who was the absolute worst lay that you can remember? Sir Francis Bryan. Not much to brag about, and faster than a speeding Jawa.
10. Your tongue...gifted or just a flop? My tongue is razor sharp, I've heard.
11. Are any of your parts stretched out more than most people? All parts of me are perfection.
12. If your main sex partner gained a hundred pounds, would you still do it with them? Of course not. If you have no respect for your body or looks, why should I?
13. Ever had an STD? Crabs? *eyebrow lift*
14. Favorite bedroom toy? Venusian 5500 Turbo
15. Would you do a striptease for anyone? Do you think anyone would for you? No and of course.
16. Do you sweat a lot during sex? Ladies never sweat. Certainly Princesses of Royal Blood would not.

A. Words and Phrases

1. Lock and Load

2. You can take the whore out of the brothel, but you can't take the brothel out of the whore.

3. Premature ejaculation

4. Lust object

5. Pleasure slave

B. Nosy and Impertinent Sex Questions

1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute?
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?
3. Have you ever tasted yourself?
4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience?
5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking?
6. Thinking back to Question #2, out of all the sex partners you have had, how many do you think:

a. Remember you?
b. Would say they faked an orgasm with you?
c. Laugh about you and your performance?
d. Would say you are/were the best they ever had?
e. Would do it with you again, if given the chance?

7. Are you hairy? Do you think your partners like your body hair or lack thereof? Would you wax, if they asked?
8. If the world were coming to an end, what one person would you choose to be your last sexual partner?
9. Who was the absolute worst lay that you can remember?
10. Your tongue...gifted or just a flop?
11. Are any of your parts stretched out more than most people?
12. If your main sex partner gained a hundred pounds, would you still do it with them?
13. Ever had an STD? Crabs?
14. Favorite bedroom toy?
15. Would you do a striptease for anyone? Do you think anyone would for you?
16. Do you sweat a lot during sex?
17. Finish the sentences:

a. I really wish that my main sex partner would play with my ________ more.
b. My lover's ________ is just freakishly ________.
c. I'd rather not ever do it in/on __________ again, thanks.
d. I know that I'm really doing it right when my partner ________.
e. My lover's ________ makes me laugh...hard.
f. Most people would be surprised to know that my lover ________ just like a child.
g. When my lover wears __________, it really gets me hot.
h. When my lover wears __________, it really turns me off.
i. My "one fantasy freebie" sex partner would be _______, and my partner's would be _______.

18. Cuddling after...fun way to relax, or annoying requirement?
19. If sex was a school subject, what would you get an A in, and what would you get an F in?
20. What is your favorite time of day for:
a. Long, leisurely sex?
b. Hot, fast quickies?
c. Angry, makeup sex?
d. Just making out?

A. Someone has just told you that you are absolutely the worst lover they ever had. That's right...you suck, and not in a good way. Your technique is shit, and you couldn't get a porn star off.

You mad?

B. Write a fic that is dialogue only. No narrative, no setting, no descriptives. The topic? A conversation between your sexual organ and the sexual organ that it will be working with, on your current bedmate. Remember...dialogue only. An alternative would be a conversation/monologue of your sexual organ, where they are confronted by all of the sex organs of past/present lovers, or a monologue where they talk about past/present lovers. Give your va-jay-jay some personality! Make your member memorable!

C. Sexually speaking, how would you like to be remembered? Pardon the pun, but how would you like to go down in history?

A. Fic Prompts

1. You wake up one day with an unusual sexual super power that seems pretty worthless - until you are caught in a situation that requires that specific "talent."

2. You wake up naked, shackled to a chair and can't remember how you got there. Two voices are talking. You recognize one of them.

3. Write a fic about one wild, crazy night...from the perspective of either one of your sex toys or a condom.

4. There are drive through food places, banks and other conveniences. Now, for the first time, there is drive through sex. Write a fic about 'having it your way'.

5. M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hands'. Hallmark is 'when you care enough to send the very best'. Write your own sexual slogan, commercial or tagline.

6. You are watching a porno film or show, and suddenly, you realize that the movie is 100% word for word, action for action, a re-enactment of a sexual encounter from your past. Is it comedy? Dramatic? Embarassing?

B. Quick and Dirty - The Sex Question Game

Quick! Answer the following questions with the name of a muse that pops into your mind. Don't worry about being PC...just say the name that comes into your head.

1. Tiger in the sack
2. Most likely overrated
3. I'd be surprised if they can get it up at all
4. Bet you they are a screamer
5. All talk...all the time
6. Unmitigated slut
7. They hump like rabbits
8. Probably gives great oral
9. Couldn't find the clitoris with an anatomy book and a GPS
10. Completely depraved
11. Uses sex for profit
12. Looks innocent...but isn't
13. Known by every hooker on the planet
14. Extremely flexible
15. Couldn't get a porn star off
16. Secretly tapes all romps
17. Hung like a bull
18. Would like to see them pole dance
19. Probably still a virgin
20. Secretly flashes people in public

C. The "Be Honest" Quiz

1. Name the five best lays you ever had.
2. Name one person who would say you are bad in bed.
3. Take off your clothes, stand in front of a mirror, and describe your body in detail.
4. Name the person who you think has the best:

a. Hair
b. Butt
C. Penis
d. Eyes
e. Vagina
f. Feet
g. Smile
h. Tongue
i. Legs
j. breasts
k. Chest

5. Has anyone ever used you as their cheap sex toy?
6. Think about one person you are lusting for...right now. Imagine they walked into the room, right this second, and you can do anything you want. Now, describe what happens.
7. Have you ever committed a crime in sex?
8. If you could take a young person and teach them how to have sex, how would you do it?
9. Where is the most public place that you have had sex?
10. Have you ever had sex while on the job?

B. Mun Questionaire - Complete the following:

Of all your muses...

1. Which one is the most sexually confident? Hsu, no question, it's that ego of his. Daniel is also confident and at ease with his abilities in the sack.

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B. Mun Questionaire - Complete the following:

Of all your muses...

1. Which one is the most sexually confident?

Alexandre and Alexa, for different reasons. Alexa is much more confident with Mark. Methos is quite confident, but then, after 5000 years, that's to be expected.

2. Which is the most innocent?
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OOC: Setting this not long after Cody loses her virginity to Hsu, because I miss writing young Cody. Cross posted to erotic_muses and her IJ.

A. Muse Questionaire

1. What sensory memory comes to mind when recalling your first time?

How when I threw my hand up, it hit the window of the jet, and it was so, so cold, while the rest of me was very, very warm.

2. How soon after your first time did you have a second? Was it with the same person?
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Music and sex go together perfectly. These video prompts are all from female artists with varying degrees of sexuality in them.

A. Music Prompts

1. Shakira - Whenever, Wherever


B. Lady Gaga and Beyonce - Telephone


C. Beyonce - Crazy in Love


D. Christina Aguilera - Ain't No Other Man


E. Britney Spears - Toxic


F. Yvonne Catterfeld - Glaub an Mich


G. Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart & He Wasn't Man Enough



H. Lady Marmalade - Moulin Rouge


I. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry

Anne Boleyn had heard a great many tales of His Majesty, King Henry VIII. Her sister Mary had told her a great deal of the King's predilections in bed, and most women would have been shocked, Anne supposed. Coming so soon from the French Court, however, had taught Anne many things of men and of Court life in general.

She was not shocked in the least, especially once His Majesty tired of Mary. She was more shocked than anything, though, to learn that Her Majesty, Katherine of Aragon, seemed to assume that King Henry was a lion to be tamed.

"You do not love her," Anne pointed out to Henry one day, soon after they began their affair. Her clothing was ripped and ruined, but Henry had promised to buy her more and to gift her with jewels. Anne's throat was still sore from his hand about her neck, but she managed to speak. It was important, Anne believed, for Henry to understand.

"You stayed faithful to her for years, yet you remained unhappy, My Lord. Once you took another woman to your bed, it began to comfort you and that dark side of you Her Majesty does not understand and never will."

All Anne received in acknowledgment was a hmph from Henry, which told her everything she needed to know.

"I know you do not feel guilt for your actions in taking mistresses, Your Majesty, but I believe you do feel something for a perceived betrayal of your holy vows to Her Majesty. Don't," she pleaded, her hand caressing Henry's face and then sliding lower on his body until fingers circled his cock and began stroking it back to life. As Anne watched Henry's eyes shut while she pleasured him, she continued her assault on his other senses.

"Don't feel anything for Katherine, Your Majesty, for she knows not how to be a proper Queen for you. She will never comprehend the depth of your needs and desires, nor the love that I bear for you as your most humble servant, for---"

"Enough," she heard him growl as he pushed Anne's hand off his cock and turned her around until she was face-down on the bed, thrusting into her from behind so he never saw the tears that she shed of happiness and pain. As he fucked her, Anne's hands held onto the bed sheets and she smiled to herself.

It would only be a small matter of time until Henry realised that she was correct. Unfaithfulness was far superior if the sex and the love was as well.

Muse: Anne Boleyn
Fandom: The Tudors (AU)
Word Count: 431
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Quotes:

1. "Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." Mae West

2. "Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part" Aimee Mullins

3. "I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there." Ursula Andress

4. "It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be."-Brigitte Bardot

5. "The Parts That aren't Hurting aren't Working."

6. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all"

7. "I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women"

8. "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

9. "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 380L convertible." PJ O'Rourke

10. "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." Mignon McLaughlin

Questions:

1. If great sex is the answer, what was the question?
2. What dance would best describe your sex life?
3. Would you rather have four sex partners in one bed, or have them separately in different beds?
4. Have you ever "trained" a sex partner? How did you do it?
5. Laughter during sex; huge turn on or non-constructive criticism?
6. If you HAD to have sex with a species not your own, who would you choose?
7. Name one place that you have never had sex, but you would like to.
8. What was your first sexual object of desire/fantasy? You know...the one that made you first "sit up and salute"? Did you ever have that person?
9. Who is:
a. The person with the best body you have ever seen?
b. The one person you most want to "hurt"?
c. The best oral you ever had?
d. The lover who knows your body better than anyone?
e. Someone you had one time, but would love to repeat that?
f. Someone you never thought you would enjoy making love to, but they surprised you?
g. The one person you trust most, sexually.
h. Someone you have fantasized about during masturbation, but would never admit it to anyone.

10. How well do you take sexual rejection?

A. Fic Prompts

1. You wake up one day with an unusual sexual super power that seems pretty worthless - until you are caught in a situation that requires that specific "talent."

2. You wake up naked, shackled to a chair and can't remember how you got there. Two voices are talking. You recognize one of them.

3. Write a fic about one wild, crazy night...from the perspective of either one of your sex toys or a condom.

4. There are drive through food places, banks and other conveniences. Now, for the first time, there is drive through sex. Write a fic about 'having it your way'.

5. M & M's 'melt in your mouth, not in your hands'. Hallmark is 'when you care enough to send the very best'. Write your own sexual slogan, commercial or tagline.

6. You are watching a porno film or show, and suddenly, you realize that the movie is 100% word for word, action for action, a re-enactment of a sexual encounter from your past. Is it comedy? Dramatic? Embarassing?

A. Fic Prompts/Ideas

1. Many people write about their first time. Instead, how about writing about the SECOND time?

2. Write about a time when you had to teach someone a specific sexual skill or act.

3. On your desk, you find a plain manila envelope filled with photos of someone in a sexually compromising situation. What happened?



B. Quotes

1. Pornography is about dominance. Erotica is about mutuality. ~Gloria Steinem

2. Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ~Dave Barry

Anne had spent most of the previous eve being seduced and denied the pleasure of orgasm by her husband, until she was begging for it in his arms and he granted her release with his command. She'd wept with relief as Henry had kissed her tears away, pulling her body closer to his until they both slumbered.

She awoke to find herself still in the King's bedchambers as opposed to hers, and after some of the ladies had helped her bathe and dress, she discovered that Henry had not taken any of them in the morning for his own pleasure. Surprised at the news, for that was what the Royal Suite had been built for in Whitehall, she broke her fast and set out to discover where Henry was and what had pulled him so early from his bed.

"Your Grace," she spoke quietly as she approached Charles Brandon, "have matters of state already begun so early this morn?"

The man did not bear any love toward Anne, but at least he was honest. "Yes, Your Majesty. We've received word from France that--"

Sighing, she simply nodded her thanks and closed the door behind her after dismissing all the servants from Henry's study. She received a glare from her husband that would have frightened off most others, but Anne merely began pouring him a goblet of wine before pressing a kiss to his temple. "Hush, love. You continue your work as if I am not even here. My intent is not to stop you."

Henry seemed to visibly relax upon hearing her words, and sipped from the offered cup while looking and signing various papers. Her hands began threading through his hair slowly, resting upon his shoulders as a gentle massage began to relieve her King, her lord, her master... her husband of any unwanted stress. She felt, rather than heard the soft growl from Henry as Anne's hands began to move from his shoulders down his arms. It was a warning to stop, she knew, but that was not her plan today, either.

Last night, he had conquered her body in every possible way and made her once again his. Anne simply wished to thank him.

She gathered her skirts and fell to her knees before him, her hands rubbing up along the inside of Henry's legs, squeezing his thighs until fingernails brushed the bulge in his breaches. Anne pressed the flat of her palm against it, moving it in small circles until she saw Henry lean back in his chair with his eyes shut. She smiled triumphantly but simply whispered, "I would see you relieved of this, Majesty, so that you might be better prepared for the day."

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Muse: Anne Boleyn
Fandom: The Tudors (AU)
Word Count: 791
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A. Quotes

1. Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
(William Shakespeare)

2. It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce
(Voltaire)

3. 'Eroticism is firstly a search for pleasure, and the goal of the techniques of love is to attain a paroxysm considered by the Upanishads as a perception of the divine state, which is infinite delight.' (Alain Danielou)

4. 'The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.' (Nietzsche)

B. Art and Photos - NOT WORK SAFE, CLICK AT OWN RISK, ADULTS ONLY!
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C. Sexual Come On Lines From Talk Dirty - 101 Ways to Say Dirty Things

1. This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life.

2. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.

3. Just lie back and let me make you come.

4. Look how ready I am. Don’t you want to put your dick in there?

5. Fuck me, honey. Right now.

6. Should I tie you up and make you take it, or are you going to be good?

7. For the next hour, you’re my personal sex toy. Deal with it.

8. I bet you would like to do this in public. Admit it.

9. Come on, badass – show me how big a boy you really are!

10. I’m going to make you come until it hurts.

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