The Entry Way Network

I have a proposition for you. I will completely withdraw from any BAA activities, and not have any interaction with them at all, unless they come to threaten the Brothel, or the people in it... If you allow me to feed from you.

I only ask because the last time I fed it was from Asmodeus. The day he hired me. I have not had to feed since, and I have had a heartbeat, and could pass as living, almost. I am sure people looking for oddities, or other... vampires, know I am one.

[Private to Michael]

I do not like this place. Why are we all here?

[Private to Lucifer]

Funny to see you here.

[Private to Other Azrael]

Who are you?

I wanted to express my gratitude for how smoothly the last bible study went. While there were still some hiccups I would like to think that this is a sign that we can learn to be decent to and respectful of one another. That being said I have noticed some troubling behavior from both sides of this issue, behavior I will not tolerate.

So, those of you who know exactly what I'm referring to, consider this a warning: I know who you are, I know what you've been doing, I'm not pleased and if you do it again I will do something about it.

Thank you.

Huh... So this is home now?

For those of you who don't know me, I'm the Archangel Azrael. For those of you that I've met before, let's say I didn't expect to run into any of you here. I can't say I saw this one coming and I didn't expect to find myself trapped here.

Doesn't matter. I still have work to do. And a bar to open.

So, who do I already know and who do I need to be introduced to around here?

Following last week's regrettable display at the BAA Bible Study meeting, it has been decided that something must be done. I have decided to take on the responsibility for ensuring that this week's meeting goes much more smoothly. After some consideration I have decided that it might be best to make a deal.

This Thursday night, from 6:00PM to 9:30PM, I will be picking up the bill at the following establishments: The Leviathan Casino, Blind Shuffle Card Club, The Brothel and The Last Round. The only conditions are that you need to be at one of these locations for the entirety of the stated time frame and promise not to harass any future religious gathering. With any luck we can all have a quiet, enjoyable evening.

Thank you.

I am not certain yet of everything that happened at the BAA Bible Study meeting on Thursday night, but I do know that I received various complains about 'lewd and lascivious' behavior from certain individuals. Given that we have no laws about public indecency and no officers to enforce them there isn't much I can do aside from express my deep disappointment in those that decided to cause an incident.

I would like to remind everyone that we are all here for a reason and that it might do us well to start considering ways to treat our fellow citizens with more respect.

Thank you.

Citizens of Gehenna, as you may have already noticed, the rain has come to an end. Now that the flood waters have receded and power is swiftly returned to affected areas, we ask you to take stock of your homes and possessions. Damage to anything that can be reasonably considered essential will receive repair and compensation if requests are submitted in a timely fashion and are approved by the city assessor. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and ask that you remain patient.

All of that said, we understand that you may have some questions about the incident. While we cannot speak too freely about an ongoing investigation, we will say that the individual behind this has been identified and censured with appropriate punishment to follow. Further incidents from this individual, as well as any similar incidents caused by others will not be tolerated.

Finally, we would like to remind the members of the magical community that any attempts to damage the plane of Purgatory will be unsuccessful and will have unintended repercussions for not only yourselves but for those around you. Please think twice before you do anything foolish.

Thank you.

fun fact for the bored and soaked: the brothel has many rooms above the current and potential future floodlines and it's pleasantly warm. all you've got to give up is a few coins and a quick little roll in the hay. come on, lovelies. what've you got to lose?

They say when it rains, it pours, but last time I checked it's not supposed to rain down here. There's no trees, no grass, no rivers. No drains, nothing to catch the rainwater. So who's mucking about with the weather then? Mikey boy? I hardly think they'll let you go over this...

And if it's not you that's responsible, Mikey, then who the sodding hell is?

While I'm pleased that some of you are taking initiative in your quest to leave this place, I would like to remind everyone that I do not have the power to release you. Case in point, if I could get anyone out of this nightmare do you imagine I would still be stuck here? Of course not. So please, do not waste your time writing, emailing, texting, calling and praying to me, I cannot help you leave.

Thank you.