The Entry Way Network

So how’s everybody doing? I’m great. I just discovered gravity is exactly the same in purgatory. Apparently I didn’t drop any cool loot, rip.

I have a proposition for you. I will completely withdraw from any BAA activities, and not have any interaction with them at all, unless they come to threaten the Brothel, or the people in it... If you allow me to feed from you.

I only ask because the last time I fed it was from Asmodeus. The day he hired me. I have not had to feed since, and I have had a heartbeat, and could pass as living, almost. I am sure people looking for oddities, or other... vampires, know I am one.

You know, the more I hear about this BAA thing or whatever, the more fun it seems. I need more tacky tee shirts with horrible hashtags in my life. I'm already great at judging people. I'm familiar with the bible. Sounds like a great time, right? I was always destined to be a WASP.

You know what is fantastic? Luck is fantastic. Luck is especially fantastic when it's good. Yes, of course, I'm very sad that my dear friends are gone, I will be incredibly bored without them and I will miss them dearly. That said, them leaving does fix a problem of mine.

City hall didn't want to give me more land for my shop, then suddenly it had a building that it didn't want to hold onto and here I was with just a metric-fuckton of coins.

Boring story short: The Brothel is mine now. I intend to keep it as it is, save for a remodel and a grand reopening later so be on the look out for that my lovely friends.

Is this real?

[Private to Michael]

I do not like this place. Why are we all here?

[Private to Lucifer]

Funny to see you here.

[Private to Other Azrael]

Who are you?

I could use some company. Does anyone fancy meeting up for a few pints?

[Filtered to Aphrodite.]

I left a present for you at the bar in your club. Let me know when you find it, love.

[Filtered to Willa.]

Are you still wanting to learn more about magic?

I wanted to express my gratitude for how smoothly the last bible study went. While there were still some hiccups I would like to think that this is a sign that we can learn to be decent to and respectful of one another. That being said I have noticed some troubling behavior from both sides of this issue, behavior I will not tolerate.

So, those of you who know exactly what I'm referring to, consider this a warning: I know who you are, I know what you've been doing, I'm not pleased and if you do it again I will do something about it.

Thank you.

Just out of curiosity, how much does it cost to purchase a shop? Does the BAA own any? I would hate to pick one of theirs so they would have to take coin acquired through lustful acts.

Sent to purgatory in an orange jumpsuit, of all the indignities. Does anyone know where I can find something even marginally better? I keep seeing my pant-leg through my bottle of McQueen and the Violet Fog and I can say with certainty that there really isn't enough gin in this bottle to make me think this is at all my color.

Noticed there wasn't a gym or anything like that around here, so. I opened one.

I'm offering lessons, too. Both to beginner and intermediate students. I've been a martial artist all my life, and I can train both with and without weapons.

All the Right Moves. You can find it pretty easily. It's on the other side of this place from all the bars. And I won't train you if you bring alcohol to my dojo.

The Auditor believes that we belong here because we have sinned. That we must atone. I am no stranger to paying a price for the misconceptions and misunderstandings of others. However, I will accept my punishment and I will see it through. For as long as it takes.

So this is the afterlife? I don't remember dying. I do not feel dead. And yet a couple of days ago, I was stood before a strange figure, listening to him read off all my wrongs. And now here I am. It's not how I imagined things to go, I'll be honest. I don't think I could have thought up any of this even in my most drunken nights. Not very much here seems to make any sense. The lights are so bright in places and the buzzing sound? I can't explain much of anything here.

I should introduce myself. My name is Edward Kenway, and I am a sailor without work. There are no ships to sail, no lands to explore. So does anyone have work for a down and out man with no seas to travel?

Huh... So this is home now?

For those of you who don't know me, I'm the Archangel Azrael. For those of you that I've met before, let's say I didn't expect to run into any of you here. I can't say I saw this one coming and I didn't expect to find myself trapped here.

Doesn't matter. I still have work to do. And a bar to open.

So, who do I already know and who do I need to be introduced to around here?

Following last week's regrettable display at the BAA Bible Study meeting, it has been decided that something must be done. I have decided to take on the responsibility for ensuring that this week's meeting goes much more smoothly. After some consideration I have decided that it might be best to make a deal.

This Thursday night, from 6:00PM to 9:30PM, I will be picking up the bill at the following establishments: The Leviathan Casino, Blind Shuffle Card Club, The Brothel and The Last Round. The only conditions are that you need to be at one of these locations for the entirety of the stated time frame and promise not to harass any future religious gathering. With any luck we can all have a quiet, enjoyable evening.

Thank you.

Asmodeus!

There are no sex shops in Gehenna. How have neither of us done anything about that yet?

Want go halfsies with me?

so let's say you can't sleep, and when you do sleep you have some less than pleasant dreams. and let's also say you're totally insensitive to caffeine, sleeping pills, and alcohol.

what do you do to get to sleep and stay that way for longer than about 10 minutes?

i thought this went without saying, but what the hell do i know: no magic, please.

I am not certain yet of everything that happened at the BAA Bible Study meeting on Thursday night, but I do know that I received various complains about 'lewd and lascivious' behavior from certain individuals. Given that we have no laws about public indecency and no officers to enforce them there isn't much I can do aside from express my deep disappointment in those that decided to cause an incident.

I would like to remind everyone that we are all here for a reason and that it might do us well to start considering ways to treat our fellow citizens with more respect.

Thank you.

So food isn't really my thing, for obvious reasons, but sometimes I order some as payment for the living when they give me a hand. I have never had anything like this ever happen before, but I'm kinda glad I haven't had an appetite in years.

Proof that I am a heathen: Does anyone else have the urge to crash Bible Study naked?