Liam and Chris Hemsworth - You're a WHAT?
(WARNING: Incestuous themes & situations, including sexual contact, but not penetration. Amended to non-penetrative incestuous sex.)
Liam couldn't remember the last time he and Chris had had any sort of time off together, so he'd declared a moratorium on phones, computers, and any other technology, just for a few hours. Chris had seemed okay with indulging him in that, on the condition that he didn't include appliances under those conditions. Liam was fine with that, because they had to eat, right? Eat and drink, and if it turned out that they drank more than they ate, well, that was something else they hadn't done much of, not together at least, in a long time. Not that Liam was drunk or anything. He was used to putting away a six-pack on a good night, though when it was more he had trouble remembering everything, and he was only half into the second one now.
"I do not need you to set me up," Liam said. "Just because I haven't dated anyone since Miley, to the point where the media are trying to put us back together, doesn't mean I want to date anyone right now. Besides, had you thought I might like guys?" he asked. It wasn't like he hadn't thought about it. Like a lot. He figured he liked both, because dating Miley hadn't been at all difficult and maybe if the timing had been right she would've been his first, but it hadn't happened. "Besides, do you actually know any hot women who wouldn't think you trying to set them up with your brother wasn't a hell of a line and they'd try to get into your pants?"