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Eddie Kaspbrak (germhater) wrote in dunwichgame,
@ 2024-03-05 18:19:00

Entry tags:

league of legends: luxanna crownguard, stephen king: eddie kaspbrak, stephen king: stan uris, ∙ plot: 014 from the deep, ◌ inactive: ben hanscom, ◌ inactive: enjolras

backdated, tw: drug use, sexual humour
((backdated to shortly after his messages with Mark and Enjolras.))

[Friends of Richie]

Richie's birthday is on Thursday the seventh. There's gonna be a party at Strawberry Springs Lanes. You can start arriving as early as 6 pm. Don't tell him about it.
The dress code is to wear a funny shirt, ie a shirt with a funny joke on it or a funny looking shirt. Wear other clothes too, no Winnie-the-Pooh-ing it at the party. Otherwise, casual clothes. If you can't find a funny shirt, that's okay.
There'll be pizza, beer and milkshakes, as well as desserts. If you have any dietary concerns, let me or Enjolras know. There might be some edibles, they will be properly labelled.
There'll be a video booth where you can record a message or tell a joke, and we can let Richie see them all at the end of the night.
There'll be arcade games including Street Fighter. If SSL doesn't have it, I'll find a way to get it there. And there'll be bowling of course. I recommend wearing layers of socks or thick socks because of rented shoes.
If there's ~~shit~~ anything I'm forgetting, ask.

[Ben, Bev, Stan]
If you want to help me and Enjolras set up, that'd be cool.
You are free Thursday, right? Get free if you aren't.

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	Losers newkidotb 2024-03-05 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't miss it. I can be there early to help you set up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Losers (except Richie) germhater 2024-03-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	I knew I could count on you. It's gonna be great. Enjolras is making some special desserts and you won't have to jump out of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Losers (except Richie) ((yeahhhh that's what i meant - whoops) newkidotb 2024-03-06 12:02 am UTC (link)
	'Course. That is definitely preferable. Thanks for not asking that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Losers (except Richie) germhater 2024-03-06 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Enjolras is going to make dick-shaped pastries instead. Cream-filled ones. And a dick-shaped cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Losers (except Richie) newkidotb 2024-03-06 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Of course he is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Friends Filter luminesced 2024-03-06 03:22 am UTC (link)
	What's an edible? Can I bring something, do something, what do you need???? I love Richie I want to help make his birthday THE BEST!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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germhater
2024-03-06 04:16 pm UTC (link)

~~uh oh~~

Edibles are snacks and drinks that have a drug called cannabis in them. Cannabis makes most people feel happy or relaxed. It helps me feel calm when I get nervous. When you eat a drug, it takes time for it to kick in. Just like how taking a pill doesn't make you feel better instantly, it takes time. So, the really important thing with edibles is to only eat a teeny, tiny, little bit, then wait and see how it makes you feel. Like just one gummy bear, then wait. Plus, some people don't feel good when they take cannabis, so if you haven't tried it before - you shouldn't try it for the first time at the party. You don't want to feel sick at the party. The best way to try it for the first time would be with one or two friends that you trust and that have used edibles before.

Can you bring popcorn and candy? If you want, you can come early and help us set it up. He loves you too! Having all the people he loves there will make it the best for him.

There's going to be some adult humour at the party. Are you okay with that?

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	Friends Filter luminesced 2024-03-07 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh. ~~That's~~ Do you have to be a certain age for that, too? Like drinking? I can do that! I like popcorn and candy, those are easy gets. I'll be early to help set up! What time is early? Adult humor? That's different than normal humor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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germhater
2024-03-07 12:59 am UTC (link)

Yeah, 21 just like drinking, unless it's for a medical reason. How old are you?

Thank you! Around 5, that'll give us an hour before people arrive, plenty of time to get the snack table set up.

~~oh shit. how young~~

Yeah, adult humour is jokes about things that would be inappropriate for kids. Have you ever heard Richie's jokes about my mom? Or certain body parts?

~~somebody help~~

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	Re: Friends Filter luminesced 2024-03-07 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm 20. I'll be 21 in August. Five is perfect! I'll be there. Oh, yeah I've heard him make those jokes. That's fine. I am getting really used to people saying those kinds of jokes, especially at parties. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	First Filter barricades 2024-03-06 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	It was shockingly easy for me to find a dick-shaped cake pan here in Dunwich. What flavor should I make the cake? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First Filter germhater 2024-03-06 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Thank fuck they didn't only have lobster-shaped ones. Is salted caramel possible? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter barricades 2024-03-06 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ha, can you imagine? Fastest way to ruin Richie's birthday: give him a Lobstrocity themed party. And of course. Think you could help me come up with a joke for the video? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter germhater 2024-03-06 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Especially after last month's lobstrocity overload. I can. It's me, so there's a good chance it'll be a joke about his mom. Is that okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First Filter barricades 2024-03-06 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Losers stanbyme 2024-03-06 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	This feels so familiar. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Losers germhater 2024-03-07 12:01 am UTC (link)
	It was Enjolras' idea this time, with a few dick-themed ideas from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Losers stanbyme 2024-03-07 01:02 am UTC (link)
	You got dicks on the mind, Eddie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Losers germhater 2024-03-07 01:10 am UTC (link)
	What guy doesn't at least think about his own? It's a party for Richie and I'm not having ideas themed around my mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Losers stanbyme 2024-03-07 03:06 am UTC (link)
	But this is Richie's Dick we're talking about. Richie would enjoy that far too much, we can't let him have too much fun on his birthday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	First filter scarlet_scarab 2024-03-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Is there any type of funny that's out of pocket? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	First filter germhater 2024-03-07 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	If you mean funny without paying money for a shirt? There's always doing something to an old shirt to make it funny. And don't worry about it, it's not mandatory. If you mean out of pocket like out of control, you can't go too far with Richie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First filter scarlet_scarab 2024-03-07 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ah well, the shirt I have is an archeology joke and a sex joke at the same time. And will likely make Steven blush. Can I bring Marc? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First filter germhater 2024-03-07 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Are you guys friends with Richie likes everyone Yes, as long as you're sure he'd be okay. There's gonna be stuff that'd make ~~Steven~~ most people blush. We'll keep anything with a phallic shape in one location so you can avoid that as wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	First filter scarlet_scarab 2024-03-08 07:53 am UTC (link)
	I think he'd be okay with the phallic shaped items. They've just been very sad since the Mist took Mary. So have I. Bowling, Richie and fun shaped food stuffs might be good for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)