The grass behind Eadwulf's house tasted wet and green. He knew this intimately, as he was currently lying facedown in it. One arm bent awkwardly underneath himself, the other splayed out, as though in his last moments of consciousness he had tried to stop his fall. Or maybe just to strangle his foe.
Eadwulf raised his head. Said foe was a few feet away: upright and, mercifully, still breathing. Groaning to hide his relief, Eadwulf let his head drop back into the grass. The magical safeguards he and Gordo had put in place still worked – a little too well, judging by the smell of burnt hair that lingered in the air.
A muted bark came from the house: Rösti, exiled from the magical shenanigans happening outside, registering her muffled annoyance with her lazybones of a human.
Both to show her that he was alive and because inhaling grass was getting old, Eadwulf rolled over. "It didn't work," he groaned. This made it three times now they'd tried to unwind the curse, and three times they'd failed. Add it to their prior attempts and this dismal track record was inching into professional embarrassment.