Teen Wolf - Stiles
Stiles’ entire body collapsed with defeat. He’d lost track of time but he was certain that it had been days since Scott found that ‘weird smelling bottle’ and insisted they ask Derek about it.
Stiles knows things – Stiles has watched TV – so he knew the djinn would have a twisted interpretation of each wish. He tried to warn them – inscribe that on his headstone please; He Tried to Warn Them.
Three wishes per person. Scott and Derek taking it in turns in their usual pissing contest. Taking turns at making the dumbest, loop-hole ridden wishes the world had ever known.