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Together Bay and Pitch are the ([info]horse_and_rider) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-04-05 18:18:00

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Entry tags:bigby wolf, hoban washburne, pitch

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All right you damn thing, lets see if you can do something good for me.

PI seeks Girl Friday. Flexible hours, some w/e and nights. Must pass criminal background and drug screening. No recently escaped mental patients.


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[info]bigby
2013-04-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
[After much hesitation]

What kind of work experience are you looking for?

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:14 am UTC (link)
Well, what do you know.

As long as you can answer phones and file, be nice to the clients, and occasionally distract people, that's all I need.

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[info]bigby
2013-04-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
I can do all of those things, depending on what kind of distracting you mean. I don't think I'm very good at batting my lashes at people. They just end up thinking I have something in my ey

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:36 am UTC (link)
[Pause.]

Most people don't like a guy batting their eyelashes at them.

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[info]bigby
2013-04-06 12:38 am UTC (link)
Oh. Uh I'm a girl. I'm sorry, I should have made that clearer.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:42 am UTC (link)
Oh. Damn. Well, come by tomorrow and we'll see what you can do. [Address.]

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[info]bigby
2013-04-06 03:59 pm UTC (link)
I'll be there!

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 04:06 pm UTC (link)
See you then, Logan that's not a man.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 12:50 am UTC (link)

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:54 am UTC (link)
Why are you giving me a GPOY?

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 12:55 am UTC (link)
Because I know you like it and that's how I feel.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:56 am UTC (link)
Swoon on then.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 12:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, girl, that's not swooning.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:01 am UTC (link)
Not a girl.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
Gender neutral pronoun.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
Yeah, except not.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:05 am UTC (link)
It's like you're not even trying. If you think people don't like boys batting their eyelashes, then you've been grossly misinformed. I'm here to set the record straight.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:07 am UTC (link)
Most of my clients don't.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:08 am UTC (link)
Then you're doing it wrong.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:10 am UTC (link)
My clients dont think so.

Their opinion > yours.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:11 am UTC (link)
Opinion ain't got a damn thing to do with it.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:12 am UTC (link)
It's got everything to do with it.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:15 am UTC (link)

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
That's wrong.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:25 am UTC (link)
You've offended him. Now he's crying. Good job.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 12:57 am UTC (link)
Swooning involves a fan. Everyone knows that.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 12:56 am UTC (link)
Also, I know it says Lin A, but I'm really Saint Margaretha.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:57 am UTC (link)
Of course you are.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 12:58 am UTC (link)
I knew you believed in me. :)

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 12:59 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, you're right up there with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
Except I'm prettier.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:05 am UTC (link)
uh huh.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:06 am UTC (link)
I like you because you always know I'm right.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:08 am UTC (link)
No, I let you think that.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:08 am UTC (link)
We all know you just need to keep up your tough guy facade, which I let you do, by letting you think you're letting me think that you always know I'm right.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:11 am UTC (link)
The Buick I benched this morning says it's not a facade.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:13 am UTC (link)
We'll see how tough you are when I bat my eyelashes at you.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
You think I'm going to let you get that close?

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:24 am UTC (link)
You won't know who I am until it's too late.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
And how are you going to know who I am?

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:36 am UTC (link)
That, my friend, is a secret.

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-06 02:41 am UTC (link)
Consider me unimpressed.

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 02:42 am UTC (link)
I never thought you were anything different. Such is the drab existence of most before they meet me. :)

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[info]pesadilla
2013-04-06 01:13 am UTC (link)
P.S. being tough does not equate to physical strength. kbye.

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[info]like_son
2013-04-06 03:29 am UTC (link)
What do you think against mental patients?

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[info]horse_and_rider
2013-04-07 06:19 am UTC (link)
Do I have a thing against mental patients? Only that I don't want escaped ones.

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