alexander is about to discover he is... (lorddenethor) wrote in doors,
I accept my fate quietly and with dignity. I will wake up one day and discover I live in a giant closet. I'll probably realize it the day the fire marshal arrives to tell me the piles of clothes are a safety hazard.
If I still worked in an office, I might bribe people with fortune cookies. That's kind of genius. They always give me about a half-dozen.