alexander is about to discover he is... (lorddenethor) wrote in doors,
...this is where I run screaming to my mother-in-law and beg her to explain to me women's fashion, begging her to save me, isn't it?
I never understood why Chinese restaurants individually packaged the fortune cookies. Does anyone actually only eat one? Either they eat none, but smash all the cookies to read the fortune, or eat four. I eat a lot of Chinese food, there's a delivery place around the corner from my station, I have time to consider these things.