alexander is about to discover he is... (lorddenethor) wrote in doors,
I am sorry for laughing at your broiler misfortune. I can cook a little bit, if it's not complicated, but my experiences with trying to keep a house resulted in a friend hiring a maid to clean my house for fear I might drown in the amount of laundry two fashion-conscious girls generate (3 outfit changes a day! Why? No answer yet.) And the amount of garbage from prepackaged food. What's with individually wrapping everything inside a box, anyway?
The zippo explanation might explain why my lighters stay in my jacket pockets. If the lighters went missing I'd have to worry someone has a secret smoking habit.