InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "You still have your powers."

Dallas Shay & Loras Tyrell (hislittlerose) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-10-01 22:18:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, cobb, dazzler, loras tyrell, renly baratheon, theon greyjoy

[Public as Dallas S]
Anyone got any idea where I can get my hands on a sword? Not one of those display replicas, the real thing.

The man in my head won't shut up about it. Insists I need to learn to 'properly defend myself'.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 02:14 am UTC (link)
	You're telling me you don't want to tap that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 02:17 am UTC (link)
	You know I have fetish for arthritic knuckles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh, do I ever. Don't get too excited now, but here: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
	We should color your hair lavender. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
	You're toeing a treacherous line, Fräulein. Next you'll be asking me to stuff pillows down my shirt and jump. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh nein, Mein Herr. You do not get to speak German at me when you bedded me without proposal. You are worse than that heartbreaking squirrel, I think. Speaking of, I want to take pictures. You sleeping with handsome man lately? We put you in Cleopatra wig so it can be in your line of study and count as extra credit, Ja? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 02:47 am UTC (link)
	That is the worst insult I have ever suffered. Speaking of heartbreaking squirrels, - yes, but none of them are likely to agree, sadly. Though I personally love the idea of the wig. Eyeliner too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 02:54 am UTC (link)
	There will be worse. Eyeliner, yes. Necessity for erotic desert death theme. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Give it to me. Do you know how fabulous I would look? Cleopatra ain't got nothing on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Insults come only when you deserve them, little dog. Like those treats. Bone milk? You never answered me about if you have mystery lover. Is he okay with snake Cleopatra photoshoot? Or we just not tell? Stick him in truck of car like surprise party! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Okay, gross. Why would you say 'bone milk.' Milkbone - and you definitely should've gone with Beggin' Strips. Just saying. Well, - it's complicated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Do not make fun of my English. My English teacher is angry boychild orphan, and I am his greatest accomplishment. Complicated? Let me light cigarette. You tell me while I pretend to not be excite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 03:58 am UTC (link)
	...Batman? Oh, girl, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Why don't you text me and we can continue this conversation then? It'll give me a chance to go cry in a corner about the state of my love life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Batman. Why don't I call you so I can tell if you are lying? Or you come over and we drink much champagne and annoy my security. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I knew it. Call me then, non-believer! I would come over, but I'm in bed. And this ass is lazy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Or I'll happily take a rain check and show up when I'm not in my pajamas. It's up to you, Gretel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Do not call me Gretel. Your invitation has been revoked. Call me if you want. You have upset me now. I do not dial phone when upset. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me call you Hänsel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Was Hänschen nicht lernt, lernt Hans nimmer mehr. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Doch! - Fine. I'll call you. But only because I want eyeliner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A lumokinesis 2012-10-03 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I do not remember you being this homosexual before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Elise D/Lin A pesadilla 2012-10-03 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Just wait 'til I ask you for stockings. (Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -