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Tweak says, "As if"

s (atrophy) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-09-06 02:14:00

Entry tags:

black widow, flash thompson, gwen stacy, hulk, iron man, pepper potts, thor

public, as Bruce B
[After the Hulk, freaked out from the transition through the Door, takes him on a spree outside the city, far enough removed to cause damage only to natural structures. On an already shattered screen, he types.]

Déjà vu can be a very unpleasant experience.

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	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 03:47 am UTC (link)
	[Pause as Flash bugs Gwen to talk to Banner now.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 03:49 am UTC (link)
	[After receiving a wake-up text.] It's like Peter all over again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Does this mean we get to haze him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 03:54 am UTC (link)
	It does not, Flash Thompson. Don't make me get your roommate to break some more of your games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Not everyone listens to you, dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure I could make a compelling scientific case for broken games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Seee my new roomate is not big on science. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Is she big on girl solidarity? Because I don't think I'm too old to pull that card yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Remind me to pick a dumb dudebro for my next roommate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I ruined you for dumb dudebros. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:05 am UTC (link)
	The cruelest friendship of all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I made you the man you are today, Flash Thompson. It was all those self-sacrificial Froyo runs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:09 am UTC (link)
	With delicious sprinkles of perseverance. That's right motherfuckers. I know big words now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:10 am UTC (link)
	So it was you that stole my thesaurus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Gotta impress the smart girls somehow, man. There's more of them now. Deceptively smart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Are we talking about your new roommate right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Nah man. We have a no attempting to impress policy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Did someone attempt to impress in the first place, to cause this policy to be enacted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:22 am UTC (link)
	If I tried to impress her once, she'd fall in love with me like all the other ladies. I'm sparing her the heartache. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:24 am UTC (link)
	How did you find out the secret that we've all been hiding from you for years, Flash Thompson? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:25 am UTC (link)
	My sweet gun show can read minds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I regret to inform you that now that Dr. Banner's returned, your gun show is back in second place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flashofvenom 2013-09-06 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Yooooo I can't compete with smart and buff. That's not cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ephemeras 2013-09-06 04:32 am UTC (link)
	If you'd just paid more attention when I tutored you in high school, this could all have been prevented. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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