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look out for the (flashofvenom) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-08-27 01:02:00

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flash thompson, gwen stacy, mary jane watson, spider-man, x-23

[Call to Mary Jane.]

[Ring, ring.]

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New York you have the best foooooood. There's no sand in my falafel.

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	Flash/Gwen ephemeras 2013-08-27 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	The only time I went to the beach in California was when the syllabus required that I do so, Brony. As my dad used to say when I came home from school every afternoon, report. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Flash/Gwen flashofvenom 2013-08-27 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	You are so lame. Welp. MK lost the baby. Robodoc is in a spiral. Laura is living with me and she's awesome. MJ and I are [...] okay. She hasn't spoken to Harry in a month, which earns points with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ephemeras
2013-08-27 01:41 pm UTC (link)

I got a Masters in four years?

Am I right in assuming she can't handle that at all? Sam hasn't talked to her in a long time, which is probably for the best, because Sam's life is so messed up I don't even know how to quantify it, and I can quantify anything. Are we considering Robodoc's spiral something that might eventually make him more human?

Laura destroys your games. I like her. Loki seems fine and petulant. He's sassier than you were as a roommate. I haven't decided how I feel about that yet. Your symbiote - I named him Carnage - is behaving, and I'm going to lobby for my job at Oscorp back, because I'm not going to let Harry Osborn ruin something I dreamed about since I was kid. Also, that's too anti-feminist, and I just can't have it in my eventual Nobel Prize biography.

Define okay.

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flashofvenom
2013-08-27 01:54 pm UTC (link)

Still lame.

MJ let it slip that the baby was kinda MK's last hope. I don't know what that means in crazy talk, but it can't be good. And, if MK wasn't around to get fucked up with little red in her head? I'd be glad Adam is loosening up a little.

Loki was pretty funny at the mall, dude. I like him. And, I'm not sassy. Just hilarious and charming and great.

Watch out with that Carnage shit, okay? And, fuck whatever. You're like Laura with sand in her chili.

She's convinced I think she's a monster. I don't and I made her laugh a little, so we're okay. I still [...] haven't seen her around, though.

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ephemeras
2013-08-27 02:40 pm UTC (link)

I'll still thank you in my future speeches, even if you don't understand. "I'd like to thank my Brony for all the times he procured Froyo with sprinkles, while I was toiling to become the successful woman I am today."

I always got the feeling that if they were both just with other people, they'd be nicer and better off, but that's also anti-feminist, and it also can't make it into my biography.

I've been dealing with you and your symbiote since we were teenagers. I know to be careful, Flash.

Are you going to see her around? [...] I went out with Peter a few times, and we're doing dinner this weekend.

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flashofvenom
2013-08-28 07:05 am UTC (link)

I feel like I deserve more cred than that.

Yeah so I'm banning you from saying anti-feminist cause I'm not even fucking sure what that means.

YEEEAAAHHH but this is like fucked up goop. More fucked up than my goop.

Probablllyyyyy. ~~And I might have let it~~ [BackspaceBackspaceohgod.] That's super grown up and shit. Is he gunna like give you a promise ring, too?

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ephemeras
2013-08-28 12:26 pm UTC (link)

If I give you more credit than that, the world will think we slept together. Do you really want that, Brony?

Shut up. I'm not having a tea party with Carnage, and we aren't discussing our feminist beliefs. I want to use him to prove there's ground for new medical advances using host/symbiote relationships in nature. It'll be harmless.

You might have let what, Flash Thompson?

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	Re: Flash/Gwen flashofvenom 2013-08-28 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	People already think we're sleeping together, dude. Medical advances? Uuuuhhhhh. That you and Pete are going on cute little dates. I don't think she caught it though, so it's cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Flash/Gwen ephemeras 2013-08-28 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	They don't. Nothing with spiders or lizards. I have a working theory about utilizing the way the symbiote attaches as binding agents for advanced pharmaceuticals. It's not a big deal. A few dinners doesn't imply exclusivity. You can return to the original question at any time, you know. Do you want to see her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Flash/Gwen flashofvenom 2013-08-28 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Since high school. That's still giving people a little bit of crazy in their meds, though. Not really. Sometimes. Mostly not really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ephemeras
2013-08-28 09:37 pm UTC (link)

[Cursor blink.] Apparently, I was unbelievably busy in high school. How did I have time to study?

I don't intend to use the symbiote. I want to formulate a manmade compound that mimics the binding properties. Carnage is just a model to use as a blueprint. I wouldn't trust him as a component. He's more volatile than Venom somehow.

What differentiates the "sometimes" from the "not really?"

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	Re: Flash/Gwen flashofvenom 2013-08-28 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Fucking stop it. I actually slept with more people than you did and when we go to the reunion everyone there will fucking know it. Okay, okay. Fuck. I just [...] I know how fucked up the alien is. I know this new dude is way worse, too. Sometimes, because deep down I still think she's rad. Not really, cause I don't know how I feel about her anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ephemeras
2013-08-28 10:21 pm UTC (link)

I didn't mean it in a self-deprecating way, Brony. I meant that I must have been holding a calculus book over your shoulder and memorizing equations during the sex act.

I don't understand why he's worse. I thought he would be a clone, an exact replica, but he isn't.

My scientific and professional opinion is that maybe you should get to know who she is now, instead of who she was in high school, so you can figure out how you feel about her now. That'll be five dollars for my professional consultation.

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	Re: Flash/Gwen flashofvenom 2013-08-29 11:22 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for that mental image, by the way. It's because SHIELD tried to make him, dude. It's like someone trying to make Thor's hammer. So, that's a yes for drinking 40s with her and chilling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Flash/Gwen ephemeras 2013-08-29 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. I'm sure it'll stay with you always, Brony. I'm hoping he'll calm down with time. It might be a futile hope, and I have no intention of trusting the symbiote, but maybe it can be better. My professional advice is to leave the 40s out of it. Purchase a hydrating, nonalcoholic beverage that won't impede your judgement. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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