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[News: Gotham]
[As promised it's pooooooorple this time. Tuesday, early, Kyle's gets completely splashed, of course, though one of these things is not like the others. Because the schools around Gotham are the real target! The buildings are all turned bright violet, and the children and teachers inside are all soaked through with the new little blend of LuthorCorp's BETA aerosolized X-K Supesblend™ - certain to make adults hover for a full hour! But adults aren't children, and the weight ratio is offfffffff. All of Gotham's pooooorple kiddies are flying around the city by lunch! Oops! But don't worry, mommies and daddies, they'll be down by bedtime (assuming they don't get owied along the way)!]