District Marvel

Who: Clint and Steve
What: A drunken voicemail
When: A week after his party

( (1) new voicemail, 2:38 am )

Who: Clint and Bucky
What: A slightly drunker voicemail
When: Same night

( (1) new voicemail, 3:18 am )

Who: Clint and Tony
What: Drunker still
When: Same night

( (3) new voicemails )

Who: Clint and Scott
What: An even more drunken voicemail
When: Same night

( (1) new voicemail, 3:52 am )

Who: Clint and Jessica
What: Aaaand Clint is wasted
When: Same night

( (1) new voicemail, 4:17 am )

Who: Tony Stark & Natasha Romanoff
What: A delivery.
When: A couple days after Clint's party.
Warning: Image NSFW.

( nothing says 'i'm sorry' like ... )

Who: Tony Stark & Clint Barton
What: Texts
When: Sometime after that terrible party.

( why are you friends with him )

Who: Tony and Natasha
What: Texts
When: After whenever Bucky and Steve stride-of-pride out of her place; after talking to Clint.

( (2) unread messages )

Who: Everyone!
What: Clint Barton's 20th Anniversary Extravaganza
Where: On the grounds of the Barton Luxury Hotel, that used to be Clint's arena
Warnings: Simulated (and flashbacked) Games violence. Recreations (and flashbacked) child murders. Mentions of cannibalism via blood-drinking (god this game is dark)

( Clint could make out some familiar faces against the glare of stagelights, the shapes of arrows everywhere, the color scheme that matched the desert )

Who: Clint and Scott
What: Texts
When: After this
Warnings: Kids and gamemaking. Sadness.

( (4) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Thor
What: Texts
When: Same day
Warnings: None yet

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Tony
What: Texts
When: Same time
Warnings: Language, probably

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Tony Stark & Bucky Barnes
What: Texts
When: After Tony gets back from D2 and back into the gossip pool.

( you have (3) unwanted messages )

Who: Tony Stark & Natasha Romanoff
What: Texts
When: Same as above.

( guess who )

Who: Clint and Bucky
What: Texts
When: The day after this
Warnings: Deals with forced prostitution, self-injury and how much their lives generally suck

( (2) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Tony
What: Texts
When: Same time, regarding this
Warnings: Deals with the mess in Eight, so probably violence and stuff

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Natasha
What: Texts
When: Simultaneous to this
Warnings: Same as Bucky's

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Tony Stark & Thor Odinson
What: Tony expresses sympathy in booze Stop #1 on the Howard Stark Memorial Libation Foundation Inaugural National Tour
Where: Thor's home in District 2.
When: Some time after Thor's appearances.

( it was clear from the faces of the two Peacekeepers stationed at the gates to Victors' Village that no one had radioed ahead to inform them that Tony Stark would be showing up, alone, in an armored truck. )

Who: Loki and Tony
What: A dinner between privately friendly(ish) public enemies. Clearly nothing could possibly go wrong.
Where: Bacchanal, a new restaurant in the heart of the city
When: The night after these texts
Warnings: None yet

( It seemed strange that a man like Tony Stark could have missed a place called Bacchanal, but here was a rare moment wherein Loki had a built-in advantage: Gamemaker foresight )

Who: Clint and Claire
What: Texts
When: The day after his circus accident
Warnings: None yet (will add if necessary)

( (7) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Tony
What: An apology. Sort of.
When: Same time, but in relation to this
Warnings: None yet (will add if necessary)

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Loki and Natasha
What: A totally friendly inquiry
When: After Nat's texts to Bucky and her subsequent conversation with Steve

( (2) unread messages )

Who: Loki and Tony
What: More friendliness
When: Same time

( (2) unread messages )

Who: Loki and Steve
What: Straight-up trolling
When: Same time

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Loki and Thor
What: Actual, genuine concern (for real)
When: Same time

( (2) unread messages )

Who: Steve, Tony and Jarvis
What: Definitely just drinks and conversations. No supercharged screwdrivers whatsoever.
Where: Tony's penthouse
When: Following the Arena party

( It was with a decided sense of deja vu that Steve approached Stark's building once again. )

Who: Clint and Natasha
What: Texts
When: About a week after the opening
Warnings: Sexually-charged emoji use (Clint is VERY MATURE you guys)

( (7) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Tony
What: Very similar texts
When: Same time

( (5) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Scott
What: SAME STUFF (he's v. excited)
When: Same time

( (2) unread messages )

Who: Clint and Wanda
What: And again
When: Same time

( (5) unread messages )

Who: Tony Stark & Edwin Jarvis
What: Backstory: How many servants does it take to keep Tony from burning the house down? It doesn't matter, he only gets one.
Where: Tony's place.
When: Way back when.

( Read more... )

Who: Tony Stark & Steve Rogers
What: Texts
When: After everyone leaves the arena dedication.

( (3) unread messages )

Who: Tony Stark
What: Package
When: After the party, when Tony gets home.

( Mail Call from D8 )

Who: Tony Stark & Scott Lang
What: All the best parties require a recovery period. ... And so does this one.
Where: The train.
When: After the arena dedication, on the way home.

( if ever a man had deserved a drink - didn't he now?  )

Who: Tony Stark & Natasha Romanoff
What: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man absolutely insufferable.
Where: The Hotel Maximoff.
When: The morning after the dedication festivities.

( he was practically humming. )

Who: Wanda and Tony
What: HR concerns
When: A few days following the Arena opening

( ( (1) unread message) )