barton (and_circuses) wrote in districtmarvel, @ 2016-01-02 20:43:00 |
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Entry tags: | bucky barnes, clint barton, jessica jones, scott lang, steve rogers, tony stark |
Drunken Voicemails à la Clint
Who: Clint and Steve
What: A drunken voicemail
When: A week after his party
Ace!!!! I went to the libratrary today. Librariany. Librar. Thirteen. We gotta. We gotta find thirteen okay. We gotta find thirteen and bring Cassie and like some other kids but especially Cassie. Scott says there's mole people but I bet there's not. Or if there are they're probably fightable. Or maybe peaceful. Yeah! Peaceful mole people! I got a map I think. From a book. I stooooole it. Shhhh.
Who: Clint and Bucky
What: A slightly drunker voicemail
When: Same night
[20 seconds of mooing, followed by 10 seconds of chortling]
Who: Clint and Tony
What: Drunker still
When: Same night
3:37 am
You need a plane. Oh my God.
3:39 am
I'm sorry man. I love you. But seriously get a plane.
3:42 am
Or tell me where to get one. That's good too.
Who: Clint and Scott
What: An even more drunken voicemail
When: Same night
Your mom was wrong about the mole people. She was wrong, man. Like no offense I bet she was a real lovely person. But I betcha a hundred jillion dollars there's people in thirteen. Gotta beeeee. And Imma find 'em. Adventureeeeee! Adventure tiiiiiime--
Who: Clint and Jessica
What: Aaaand Clint is wasted
When: Same night
Jooooooones. JOOOOOONES!!! Come help me drink this beeeeeeeer. I'm gonna get soooooo fat, you have noidea. [murmured away from the phone]Mm. Sleepy. [back to full volume] We can build stuff! With the cans! [singing] Canstaaaaantinople! Tower! Yessssss.