byron kettleburn (byron) wrote in disordersocial, @ 2017-12-22 19:47:00 |
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@lordruthven: Ministry official Gah Spag recommends recount in Robards and Nott election face-off "until we get the result we want"
@lordruthven: Tinworth child questioned by DMLE in connection with death threats received by neighborus. She claimed they destroyed her snowman and "I just said what the Death Eaters said to my mum and dad."
@lordruthven: Pureblood man seen clutching wife's pearls outside purist charity exhibit following vandalism: "We can't even brag about own families without having dicks drawn on our faces!"
@lordruthven: Halfbloods given new normals for Christmas shopping with Ministry IDs. Umbridge said, "It's perfectly simple. Purebloods pay regular price, halfbloods pay more. See, it's not a discount!"