I do not like feeling like a soft-bodied cephalopod floating through the ocean
I do not look good purple
Awkwardly waving at one of the guests at works when the host who is actually waiting for them is behind is facepalm worthy and I will continue to overthink about this for days to come.
I want a cat more than life itself right now
Hogwarts: A history makes a good door stop
I think I can flirt but absolutely cannot
The guy at the coffee place who was trying to point out your were purple and had crumbs on your face was not attempting to seduce you
I will be single forever
My own awkwardness will haunt me for life.
I repeatedly accidentally scared myself with front camera!