So would I just make an appointment with your secretary or what.
Obscurus Books is putting out a call for new manuscripts. Due to some previously unforeseen legal circumstances, the company is rescheduling a number of upcoming publications. Don't worry, we'll still have plenty of new publications from some of your favourite authors in time for the holiday season.
Do you have an interesting story to tell? Consider working with our Ghost Writing department to get your tale told. Obscurus Books employs more spirits than any other publisher in Great Britain, with centuries of story-telling experience under their spectral belts.
And on a personal note, thanks Mr and Mrs M. for that lovely quill. I'm sure you and your flatmates had a blast getting that all ready for me. And don't worry -- I've learned my lesson. I'll no longer be taking Our Lord Dr*co's name in vain.