You realise that this will be the last Valentines day before we're grannies or dea? I realise there are a number of obstacles involved - my former siblings, the magical government, the reputation of the Order of the Phoenix, your ongoing feud with the Muggleborn Registration given their general dislike over your existence, the fact everyone seems to be reeling desperately from hurt and betrayal and thus celebrations feel inappropriate atbest - but I also don't want to let the day pass without some sort of celebration. I know it won't be the same, but I do love you and I would like to do something for just us before we're, I don't know, what do old ladies do? Collect kneazles? Talk about violent youths? Listen to terrible WWN shows? We've got a head start with that cat but I refuse to listen to soap operas. Our lives are an eternal soap opera.