Dedalus Diggle (misdirection) wrote in disorderjournal, @ 2017-12-14 08:15:00 |
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It's been 25 years sinceDemi would have wanted
Herbert Pyrites, if you're reading this, you can stop sending me 'gifts'. I can't tell if you're trying to (re-)marry me or murder me, but I can tell you now that I'm not interested in either. Good day to you, Sir.
Unrelated, Marjorie keeps asking me for a winged pony for Christmas, but I'm thinking that perhaps that's a bit over-the-top even for me. Where would we keep it? It's hard enough to keep the house clean without tiny horses nibbling on the chandeliers.
Alternate suggestions are most welcome!
Also, unrelated to the previous unrelated portion, who do I have to petition to get 'God Rest Ye, Merry Hippogriffs' banned forever? It was always Demeter's favourite, but I'm tired of being haunted by her terrible taste in Christmas carols even now.[ORDER]Those six people