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Tweak says, "Jish!"

Kanaye Satou (zealousemperor) wrote in disappear_rpg,
@ 2009-11-07 22:43:00

Entry tags:

kanaye, open thread

Who: Kanaye, open
What: DRUNKEN ADVENTURES
When: Post-dungeon, before exams
Where: The streets of town
Why: Do you need a reason to drink?

Kanaye gone out on the town in preparation of the upcoming exams. He had to deal with actually studying and doing serious things, so he decided that he might as well get his "stupid things" quotient fulfilled before he had to be serious. Naturally, he decided to do this by getting as drunk as he could before passing out or suffering liver failure. He had picked up his drinks from the butterfly room, sneaked into a club, and proceed to not get ID checked.

After consuming only two bottles of his precious nectar, he had gotten caught. The nerve of some people! Just because he was underage didn't mean that they had the right to kick him out of the club and take away his drinks! That was stealing! If he was anywhere approaching sober, he would have sued them!

However, he instead decided to try to get back to the dorms before he passed out, a feat which was rather hard when you stumbled and fell every five seconds. He had briefly thought of calling for a ride, but he couldn't find his cell phone (he left it at the dorm.) After a particularly nasty fall, Kanaye rubbed his eyes and leaned against a wall, sighing.

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	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye shook his head. "Unfortunately, no! Even professional soccer players have to have charisma and such, and I'm not going to be a professional soccer player anyway. I mean, I imagine kicking people in the junk and then running away would be fun, but I couldn't exactly make a career out of it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 05:39 am UTC (link)
	"Lame!" Suzume announced, sulking briefly to express her annoyance with the whole 'you have to grow up and do something worthwhile' deal. "I dunno, the stuff they have on TV nowadays...it could be a reality tv show!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye nodded and smiled. "Hell yeah! Seriously, I can see it now. "19 rich kids with horrible psychological issues live in one house." He laughed. "It'll cause the ratings to skyrocket!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Suzume had no idea what that was about. So she agreed! Loudly! "Yeah!" she said, nodding. "Something like that! Or, like, ferrets on a trampoline!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye's eyes opened wide. "FUCK YES!" he shouted to everyone that could hear. An old couple glared at him, and a mother covered the ears of her son. "But! Do we know anyone with a ferret?" he asked dramatically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	"I think Tacchin has a ferret!" Suzume announced. "And, like, there's tramplolines in the gym!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-10 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Kanaye's eyes widened. "Yoshimi-san has a ferret? HELL YES!" he shouted, jumping, before he saw Misaki. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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