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Kanaye Satou (zealousemperor) wrote in disappear_rpg,
@ 2009-11-07 22:43:00

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kanaye, open thread

Who: Kanaye, open
What: DRUNKEN ADVENTURES
When: Post-dungeon, before exams
Where: The streets of town
Why: Do you need a reason to drink?

Kanaye gone out on the town in preparation of the upcoming exams. He had to deal with actually studying and doing serious things, so he decided that he might as well get his "stupid things" quotient fulfilled before he had to be serious. Naturally, he decided to do this by getting as drunk as he could before passing out or suffering liver failure. He had picked up his drinks from the butterfly room, sneaked into a club, and proceed to not get ID checked.

After consuming only two bottles of his precious nectar, he had gotten caught. The nerve of some people! Just because he was underage didn't mean that they had the right to kick him out of the club and take away his drinks! That was stealing! If he was anywhere approaching sober, he would have sued them!

However, he instead decided to try to get back to the dorms before he passed out, a feat which was rather hard when you stumbled and fell every five seconds. He had briefly thought of calling for a ride, but he couldn't find his cell phone (he left it at the dorm.) After a particularly nasty fall, Kanaye rubbed his eyes and leaned against a wall, sighing.

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hellsyeah
2009-11-08 08:42 am UTC (link)

Exams! Exams that, like everything else in life, could be dealt with weith evoing SPIRIT! And enough EFFORT! This has proven itself entirly untrue, at least as far as Suzusuzu was concerned.

But no way would that stop her trying the exact same tactics this time! It was a time for studying! A time for cheering on the whole school when studying! This was a time for ENERGY!

And so she sprinted back from a late-night convenience store run with cabbage and bromonade and carrots and bromonade and mushrooms and bromonade and oranges and bromonade!

She didn't notice Kanaye until after she'd tripped over him. Suddenly, bromonade everywhere! Her five-a-day everywhere! Suzume herself, everywhere! (All untrue. Bottles of bromonade flew and rolled a maxumim of about ten feet. The fruits and vegitables and whatever mushrooms were remained, thankfully, in thier seperate bags, bruised but otherwise okay. Suzume herself had slammed into the ground, bruised but also generally otherwise okay.)

"Owowowowow!" She complained for a second before standing up, wobbling, dusting herself down, looking between bromonade and Kanaye to work out which merited being given her attantion first and deciding on Kanaye.

"Why you lying down in such a dumb place, captain?" She demanded, frowning in a way that was more comical than intimidating.

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zealousemperor
2009-11-08 04:44 pm UTC (link)

Kanaye blinked. Suzume-san! Someone that might not actually care! He was saved! In his haste to get off of the wall, he fell to the floor, landing with a soft bump. He glared at the floor. "Who put this floor here?" he slurred, standing up.

Turning to Suzume (slowly), he smiled. "Ah, Suzume-san! Good to see you!" he shouted, his own voice ringing in his hears. "I was drinking, and drinking, and then! Someone stole my drinks and kicked me out! The nerve of some people! I was just walking back to the dorms. No need to concern yourself about me!" he explained and he took a stop towards where he thought the school was and promptly fell to the floor. "GRAVITY! MY MORTAL ENEMY!"

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hellsyeah
2009-11-08 05:05 pm UTC (link)

Suzume, displaying the intelligence that Nanakamado so prided itself on its students possessing, mistook drunken babbling for a serious question. She frowned in concentration, apparently giving this the same amount of thought as she would the meaning of life, and patted the tarmac below her with one hand in what might have been an attempt to divine the answer from it.

"Probably a truck or something." She finally said, though her still-thoughtful expression showed that she was not entirely satisfied with this answer. "Cause, like, the floor's pretty huge. I don't think someone could carry it."

Having more than filled her 'thinking' quota for the day, she set about gathering up her bromonade and the rest of the shopping while listenning to Kanaye's shouting and taking it more seriously than she really should.

"I know, right, gravity should, like, stop! And then people could float around! It'd be triplecool! And- and- anti-gravity soccer could happen!"

She had clearly given that scenario way more thought than it merited.

"Isn't drinking, you know, against the law?" She asked, thinking aloud more than anything else. "You probably shouldn't- Oh well! I guess it's not that big a deal! Just make sure to drink lots of water, too! It'd be really bad to get dehydrated!" She offered a hand to the captain, laughing. "You need help there?"

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zealousemperor
2009-11-08 05:25 pm UTC (link)

Kanaye stood up and blinked at Suzume. "I see!" he shouted. "This explains everything! There is a conspiracy of trucks that is trying to ruin my life! I knew it! These trucks will not survive much longer if I had anything to say about it!" he shouted, posing in what he thought was a dramatic fashion but was more like random limb flailing. "I will find the trucks, and I will glare at the trucks, and I will kill the trucks!" he finished, laughing maniacally.

He stopped suddenly and turned to Suzume to nod seriously. "Anti-gravity soccer would be badass. But wouldn't you, like, float away?" he asked, trying to think. He was failing miserably. "I mean, you'd, like, float into space and you'd be bored. Would that be out of bounds?"

Kanaye nodded feverishly. "It is not against the law! Many people drink! If it was against the law, would I be doing it? And of course I shall drink lots of water, I don't drink anything else. Beer, sake, wine, vodka, beer, and water! That is what I drink! And soda, and some fruit juice, and..." he paused, looking around. "and something else!"

Kanaye shook his head. "No! I'm perfectly fine!" he shouted, walking towards Suzume and getting MAYBE five steps before falling to the ground. "GRAVITY TRUCKS!" he said angrily before calming down and holding out his hand. "Yes, Suzume-san. Thank you."

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hellsyeah
2009-11-09 12:34 am UTC (link)

"Whaa-? But- But without the floortrucks there wouldn't be any floor! There'd be like, big holes where there's no floor and people'd fall in them and land in the middle of the earth and then blow up or something!"

It was clear from Suzume's reaction that she was imagining all of this far more vividly than was healthy. "Yeah, it'd have to be played indoors, huh? If you hit the moon or something I think that'd be out of bounds 'cause there's no air and so you'd die."

She nodded. That made sense. That was a lot of things that weren't water. "Bromonade?" She suggested cheerily for the last thing.

"I don't think gravity comes from trucks. Cause it's, like, everywhere? And trucks can only go on roads. Maybe it comes in the mail instead- ah! don't fall down, stupid! If you get hurt and can't play I'd be really mad!" She shifted her bags onto one arm and pulled Kanaye up with the other. "Couldn't you, you know, lean against the wall while you walk?"

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zealousemperor
2009-11-09 12:42 am UTC (link)

Kanaye blinked. He was drunk, but he wasn't stupid. "NO! There would be MAGMA behind the floors. They wouldn't fall, they'd just get incinerated. Or, like, melt or something. Hell if I know, I'm not a volcano-ologist." he lectured, nodding seriously.

Kanaye hummed, rubbing his imaginary beard. "True. However, they could also PLAY in space. Like, in space suits. Hopefully, the sexy kind. Like from Disco Revelations Blah-dah-dah." he said happily, managing to completely fail the name.

Kanaye nodded. "Yeah, that! It, like, gives me energy. Which means I can do stuff. Like, run. I'm good at running." he stated proudly."

Kanaye shook his head. "No! That would make sense, and we CAN'T have that!" he said in responds to her question, shifting away when she tried to touch him. He was drunk, but he still had his horrible neurosis. "I CAN WALK BY MYSELF!" he shouted, and then ran for a foot or two before proving he can't. "DAMMIT GRAVITY!"

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hellsyeah
2009-11-09 02:46 am UTC (link)

"Magma? For serious?!" Suzume tapped the ground below her feet with mild suspicion and took a hurried step becward, just in case. Onto more ground. She whimpered quietly upon realizing that she was surrounded but then decided that if the magma under the floor had waited seventeen years to kill her it probably would be okay with waiting a little longer.

"Soccer? IN SPACE? Hells yeah!" She yelled, deciding on a new goal in life. Laser fireman? That was in the past. Now she was going to be SUZUSUZU, INTERGALACTIC SOCCER CHAMPION WHO GETS TO PLAY IN BOY'S TEAMS DESPITE BEING A GIRL BECAUSE SHE'S THAT DAMN GOOD AND LOOKS PRETTY CUTE IN A SPACESUIT.

She walked the foot or two that Kanaye had managed to get, frowning. "Um, that's kinda not walking. You sure you don't need help? Or I could, like, find someone else to help you? Cause that's going to get dangrous when you gotta cross a road or something..."

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zealousemperor
2009-11-09 02:51 am UTC (link)

Kanaye nodded while on the floor. It hurt. Wincing, he managed to get into a kneeling position. "Is that your catchphrase or something?" he asked wearily. "I mean, you say it, like, at the end of pretty much every sentence."

Kanaye stood up and nodded. "I'm perfectly fine. I can get to the dorm by myself. ...Besides, I forgot my cell phone. And the only two people I trust are my girlfriend and best friend, and I don't know either of their numbers off hand..." he said, brow furrowing, before laughing. "Who needs roads? I know this place like the back of my hand! I can just go into an alleyway!" he shouted, trying to walk again. To be fair, he managed to get farther this time, and when he fell, he caught himself. "Not today, gravity!"

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hellsyeah
2009-11-09 03:02 am UTC (link)

"...catchphrase?" Suzume had never thought of that. It sounded good, though! Like a superhero or somthing! "It is now, yeah!"

"...you sure? If, like, they're anywhere nearby I could run to get them..." Suzume thought as hard as she could, annoyed by her inability to help. Teammates were supposed to be a big happy family and help each other! She was not going to be a bad teammate just because Kanaye wasn't accepting her aid! "...alleyways don't sound all that safe." She said, not really too sure about that. But "Hey! You didn't fall this time! Geat, keep it up!"

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	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye shook his head. It was supposed to say "no", but it just looked like a dog drying itself off. "Nah. Toru-kun's at the dorms and Maeko-chan's at my house. Both of em are too far away. You could call a taxi or something, I'd pay you back." he said, managing to give a useful idea for once. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Suzume started to point out that she was running back to the dorms anyway but stopped midway and shrugged. "Yeah, that could work." She said, fishing around in her pockets for her cellphone. "Hey captain, do you know a number for any of the taxi companies around here? I've kind of never used one..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye shook his head again. "I've got it on speed dial. It's below Maeko-chan, but above..." my magical mind god, in case I get attacked by a ninja or something. Kanaye was drunk and stupid, but even he knows enough not to say that. "My parents. I have no idea what it is." he shrugged. "Where were you going anyway?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hellsyeah
2009-11-09 03:23 am UTC (link)

"Mega triple lame..." Suzume said, sighing. She scrolled though the list of numbers again, her mother had made sure that there were certain numbers programmed in there before leaving her to fend for herself. The local doctor, three different takeout places, the school admin number in case she needed to call in sick, another doctor just in case...but no taxi company. She sighed again and slid her phone back into hr pocket.

"I was headed home to the dorms. I was studying but then I realized-" that sudying was boring! So now I'm procrastinating! "-that I needed energy! So I had to run to the convenience store!"

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	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye blinked. "Oh. Ok then. Let's just walk together. I can handle it fine by myself, you don't need to help." he said hurriedly, standing up. "Shall we go?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Suzume shrugged. "If you're sure! Okay then!" She said, nodding, and started to walk. Slower than her normal pace but that was not saying much, her normal pace was an all-out sprint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye was also walking. He was stumbling a bit, but he was able to walk unassisted. He was deep in thought, so much as a drunk person could think. Therefore, he decided to ask a question. "Suzume-san, you're a girl, right?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Suzume gave that one a lot more thought than it reallt warrnted, making a big deal of confirming was was still wearing a skirt and of tugging on the neck of her top so she could check down it. "Seems so." She confirmed. And then the possible insulting implications hit her. "Wait! Hey man, what's that supposed to mean!?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye blinked. "If you have to check..." he started before shrugging. "I didn't mean anything, I just wanted a girl's opinion on something, and you are the sanest girl I know." Which is really saying something, he thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 03:52 am UTC (link)
	"It's important to be sure of these things!" Suzume said, nodding in a sagely manner as if she'd passed on some great wisdom. Rage calmed for now, Suzume grinned. "Okay sure, shoot!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 03:55 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye nodded "I'm not sure if I'm too clingy. Maeko-chan says I'm only a little bit too clingy, while Kazuya-san attacked me because of that and some other things. I cannot be sure. I'm asking you if hugging and kissing in public is being too clingy?" Technically a lie, but like hell he was gonna say it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hellsyeah
2009-11-09 04:02 am UTC (link)

Suzume gave this question marginally less thought than she had her gender before coming up with a answer, gesturing incoherently with the hand that wasn't holding bags.

"I got no clue. I don't see what's wrong with it but I guess some people might be weirded out. Plus it'd be kind of embarassing, I think. I don't think it'd be clingy, though. Not unless it was just so other people would go away..." She shrugged deciding that was quite enough semi-coherency for one day. "Questions like this are hard. Soccer's way easier, huh?"

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	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye nodded. "That's what I'm saying! I mean, seriously, can't they humor me for a bit!" he shouted happily. "Soccer is much easier. You simply kick the ball. You also run. Kick the ball, run, kick ball, run, tackle, it's quite easy." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 04:27 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah, like, and as long as you put in the effort you can be good at it! Man, I wish we had soccer exams." Suzume said, equally loud. "I'd ace them forever!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye started nodding again. "Soccer exams are the best exams ever! I mean, you get to kick things. I am good at kicking things. And running! Those are, like, the only things I'm good at!" he shouted, causing various passer-by to look at him weirdly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah!" Suzume said, nodding in agreement. "Like, it's all you really need to know in life anyway!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye shook his head. "Unfortunately, no! Even professional soccer players have to have charisma and such, and I'm not going to be a professional soccer player anyway. I mean, I imagine kicking people in the junk and then running away would be fun, but I couldn't exactly make a career out of it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 05:39 am UTC (link)
	"Lame!" Suzume announced, sulking briefly to express her annoyance with the whole 'you have to grow up and do something worthwhile' deal. "I dunno, the stuff they have on TV nowadays...it could be a reality tv show!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye nodded and smiled. "Hell yeah! Seriously, I can see it now. "19 rich kids with horrible psychological issues live in one house." He laughed. "It'll cause the ratings to skyrocket!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-09 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Suzume had no idea what that was about. So she agreed! Loudly! "Yeah!" she said, nodding. "Something like that! Or, like, ferrets on a trampoline!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-09 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Kanaye's eyes opened wide. "FUCK YES!" he shouted to everyone that could hear. An old couple glared at him, and a mother covered the ears of her son. "But! Do we know anyone with a ferret?" he asked dramatically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellsyeah 2009-11-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	"I think Tacchin has a ferret!" Suzume announced. "And, like, there's tramplolines in the gym!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zealousemperor 2009-11-10 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Kanaye's eyes widened. "Yoshimi-san has a ferret? HELL YES!" he shouted, jumping, before he saw Misaki. (Reply to this) (Parent)

pinksunbeam
2009-11-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)

Misaki had been locking up the flower shop for her brother, he'd made a mad dash for the hotel where his future bride was staying, so she had agreed to close up for the night. Pulling her jacked closer to the chill, Misaki started to walk and was thinking about things. She felt a bit exhausted but figured it would be a good thing to study.

Heading up the street she paused when she saw Kanaye and Suzume and then winced when Kanaye shouted and sighed, "You're drunk again Sempai?"

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zealousemperor
2009-11-10 06:43 pm UTC (link)

Kanaye nodded, grinning. "I'm always drunk, Misaki-san! Except when I'm hungover, doing something important, or trying to kill someone! OR all of the above." he remarked, looking at Suzume. "Suzume-san, this is Misaki-san, my girlfriends best friend. Misaki-san, this is Suzume-san, who is on the soccer team. You two probably know each other, I just like saying that.

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	hellsyeah 2009-11-10 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	"Mimi-chan!" Suzume shouted, waving! "Good to see you! You look kinda tired, need bromonade?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pinksunbeam
2009-11-13 12:46 am UTC (link)

"Humm, Um no no, I'll be fine," Misaki smiled some. She was in truth, exhausted having read over for the fourth time her math notes. She was trying to do her best, though Math and science never came easy to her, and she hated science more then math.

"What are you two doing out here anyway? And um...yes I know who she is Sempai," Misaki cheerfully said and whispered to Suzume, "He's not causing you too much trouble is he?"

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