InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Stick 'em with the pointy end"

Toru Ishinomori [石乃森都丸] (2dbeauty) wrote in disappear_rpg,
@ 2009-10-13 20:09:00

Entry tags:

toru, yoshimi

Equivalent Exchange. Or something.
Who: Toru and Yoshimi
What: returning a cell phone, borrowing some *special mangas*
Where: Nanakamado, outside room 1-B, maybe elsewhere
When: After school, Friday
Why: Because Toru should probably give Yoshimi back her phone before he asks for *advice*

Class had ended for the day, and Toru could not wait to get the item in his pocket back to its owner. It wasn't his, it kept buzzing at odd times, and he was fairly certain that things would be much, much worse for him if he held onto it any longer. So when the final bell rang, he made a beeline for Yoshimi before she could even leave her desk. In one hand he held her cell phone. That morning, he'd accidentally taken it from where it fell after she had fallen on him, making sure to delete the evidence of his meeting with Kazuya from it afterward. Though, considering that the girl had even recorded the video in the first place, there was only so much damage control that Toru could do.

"Er, T-tachibana-chan... y-you dropped your phone this morning. Y'know, when..." He trailed off, not wanting to speak of it out loud. "I... I think the fall might've damaged it a little..." The last part was a lie. Any loss of data was Toru's own doing.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

omgboyskissing
2009-10-20 05:25 pm UTC (link)

"Mine's ***-***-****!" she chirped. Yoshimi's gratuitous helpfulness was, at its core, another attempt to repent for the tree incident; she did feel guilty, both for spying and for inadvertently disrupting the meeting.

"I guess the club thing is a problem. I mean, I'm in every club, so nobody thinks anything of it, but for everyone else..." She trailed off, trying to think of a plan that didn't involve using the Anti-Bullying Club as a cover, then got distracted by the rumor about Kozue's lesbian matchmaking. It was totally ridiculous! But then, her guess about Kazuya sending the letters had seemed ridiculous less than a day ago.

What if that's, like, the power of my Persona...? What if I can make people fall in love just by wishing for it!? I read a shoujo manga like that once, and this whole Paradise thing is pretty out there, so...

...then again, Scar-tan hasn't been caught making out with Grumpypants-senpai yet, so I guess that's not it.

She zoned back in to reality. This was no time for quirky fantasies! She had one half of a legitimate gay couple standing right in front of her!

"But yeah, text me anytime! Or call me, or whatever, even if you don't need me to cover for stuff right then. I'm always happy to help!" Really, really happy, as it stood. "I-I owe you two, and I know a lot about this stuff, except for the whole 'not being a guy' thing, so feel free to come to me with questions or anything."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

2dbeauty
2009-10-20 07:28 pm UTC (link)

Finally confronted with something directly useful, Toru dutifully tapped Yoshimi's number out on the keypad and saved it to his phone. Friend #2. That taken care of, he stuffed the phone back into his pocket, leaving his dorky-keychain-of-the-day hanging out as usual.

"Um... actually..." he began, having remembered something relatively important. The otaku's mannerisms suddenly took a turn for the even more awkward, hugging his limbs tight to his body and looking patently at the floor as opposed to Yoshimi's face. "S-since you do know a-a lot about... this kind of thing..." Gulp. "Doyouthinkyou'dwannapossiblygivemesometipsnow?" It was getting bad. The last time Toru had run his words together this incomprehensibly was when he attempted to solicit the assistance of Kanaye and Keiichi in getting Misaki to stop crushing on him. And that certainly worked out well. "B-b-because, you know, th-this is my f-first relationship w-with anyone, a-and... all I know about girls is... f-from H-games and anime, s-so... I know even less about... doing things... w-with guys." It was even rarer that his nervous stuttering would impede his communication to this degree. But at least Toru had been able to say it. He braced himself for Yoshimi's reaction.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

omgboyskissing
2009-10-22 01:42 am UTC (link)

Yoshimi's face turned an even more interesting shade of red than it had been before the apology.

"A-ah, I-I can help..." She had no reason to blush, really; she was experienced enough to have picked up her fair share of useful sex tips. But the subject was... unpleasant, for her. Sex sucked when she was the one having it, probably because her guiding policy was 'just shut up and don't complain or else boys won't like you anymore'.

Still, Toru seemed so innocent (for an H-game aficionado? Yoshimi's mind worked in mysterious ways sometimes) and Kazuya seemed so lovestruck (after all, poetry that bad could only come from the heart) that she couldn't help but hope for the new couple's sex life to be a little less bleak and depressing than her own. Maybe they'd end up having one of those healthy, caring relationships — the ones that, as far as she could tell, currently existed only in BL manga. Something about the thought struck her as inspiring.

"Tips? I've got tips!" She grinned her usual 'so I heard something about boys kissing each other' grin, and if it felt a little fake this time, she hoped that it wasn't showing through.

"I've got some, um, pretty, um, detailed yaoi, if you wanna borrow something. M-most of my stuff isn't all that hardcore! But some of it is, and it's a good reference for, um, positions you might wanna try and stuff." She was pretty sure that it wasn't particularly normal to let male classmates have free access to her porn stash, but Yoshimi wasn't a particularly normal girl. Plus, it was all done with good intentions.

"But otherwise it's not all that realistic. Like, u-um, a lot of artists, um, leave steps out." She had a distinct feeling that this was going to end with her lecturing on the importance of lube.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

2dbeauty
2009-10-22 11:26 am UTC (link)

By now, Toru really ought to have been able to sense "danger." Yet when Yoshimi smiled her obvious 'so I heard something about boys kissing each other' grin, he remained comfortably unintimidated. His main reaction, in fact, was to blush furiously when the girl actually said 'yaoi.' There was something about the subject being put in exact, real terms that just made everything infinitely more uncomfortable for him.

"Y-yeah, that... that'd probably be helpful, f-for someone like me..." Toru was really trying his hardest not to seem frightened. It wasn't working as well as it could have been. "I-if it's okay, I could... er... stop by and borrow a few?" And this is the part when all of your online friends would disown you completely, grumbled that irritable, critical part of his mind that seemed to have vanished from his consiousness around the time that he kissed Kazuya. Now, a few hours later, it was back full-force. "A-and, maybe a few copies th-that aren't hardcore? B-because, I-I don't really know how to go about... things in general, w-with dating someone like senpai... i-it's not like anything I've read, watched, or played has helped at all."

He quirked an eyebrow at the last thing she said, though. "Unrealistic? S-steps?" Somehow, these were things he never really considered. After all, it was an alien world to him.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

omgboyskissing
2009-10-23 10:01 pm UTC (link)

Yoshimi had started to brighten up, shaking off her initial awkwardness. The conversation was drifting comfortably far away from anything that would require her to think about her own experiences, and that made all the difference.

"Feel free to borrow stuff! I only have a couple of R-18 pieces, anyway. The rest is all character development and boys kissing - just kissing, I mean - and love blooming on battlefields." She was something of an idealist when it came other people, just not herself; it was why she turned all of her attention outward to begin with.

"I don't think you'll need a reference for much except for, you know, technical stuff, though." She waggled her eyebrows in a way that clearly said 'and by technical I mean sexy'. Yoshimi was a woman of many highly communicative facial expressions. "Not so much for dating and all. That just kind of falls into place when you're with someone special, I think." She sighed happily, ever the hopeless romantic.

"A-and even some of the technical" - eyebrow waggle - "stuff is like that. I mean, you're both guys, so you've already got a pretty good idea of what feels good, right? You two could probably wing it. Just go slowly, know that you can talk to Arai-senpai - I mean, he wants you to be happy, right? - and, um, don't be too shy to speak up if you're not comfortable with something." So basically, don't be like me.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

2dbeauty
2009-10-24 04:42 pm UTC (link)

Toru nodded slowly, wondering if the bright red his face had surely turned was leaving a glowing aftertrail, like the lights on the back of a car. Probably.

"Er... w-when would be a good time f-for me to come pick some up? B-because, I... er, I could walk back to your place n-now-ish, if you'd like..." He gave an uncomfortable glance left, then right. "I-is that alright? B-because, I wouldn't want t-to make you bring anything in to school o-or anything!" He'd almost made that mistake once; accidentally leaving the box of a less-than-appropriate game in his bag. Thankfully, he'd noticed it and shoved it under a messy pile of papers before anyone else did.

"B-but, you think so? The... our meeting, this morning, I-I know it went well, but... i-is it really that simple?" Then again, he thought, you've gotten "good endings" just by winging it in ren'ai, before. This shouldn't be too different, right? He caught the suggestive eyebrow-waggles, too. "Um, b-but... thanks! You... you're being r-really helpful, you know?"

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

omgboyskissing
2009-10-26 09:26 pm UTC (link)

"Now's great!" she chirped, hopping down from the desk and packing up the rest of her books. "I live off campus. It's about a twenty minute walk from the school, but there's a tram going that way in..." She glanced at her phone. "Six minutes, if we can catch it."

Yoshimi was positively glowing with happiness. She actually felt useful for once! She hardly ever felt useful, except to Jiro (who, being a ferret, could only do so much for one's flagging self-esteem).

"Ah, well, there's no rule saying that this stuff has to be complicated. I mean, it can get complicated, and it's all probably kind of nerve-wracking and scary right now, right?" Dating Furukawa had been downright terrifying at times, with all the worrying that she'd done. "But that gets easier, I think."

She smiled, more to herself than anyone else. Her motives weren't entirely altruistic (what self-respecting fujoshi wouldn't want to get in on something like this?), but she honestly did want to help.

"Should we get going?"

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: HURRICANE YOSHIMI HAS BEEN UNLEASHED

2dbeauty
2009-10-28 01:26 am UTC (link)

Toru gave Yoshimi a knowing, sidelong glance. "Nerve-wracking and scary doesn't even begin to cover it... i-it's different for you, right? Since, um... you know."

Then he smiled. "Yes, l-let's get going!" His belongings were already gathered into his bag, and he began to walk towards the door.

I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm really, seriously doing this. I'm borrowing manga that I've said that I'd never read from the fujoshi in my class, to use as a reference for a pseudo-romance that I'd never expected or even thought of wanting. Wow, Toru. Wow.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -