Dear Clockwork

DEAR HARUKO RAHARU.

...How exactly does one pronounce a keysmash like you did in that voice post?

This is a technique I will find very helpful in shattering the brains of my enemies.

With love,
Mephiles"Chronos"

Well, it's been a bit over four months since the last one and, as things go on the Internet, a lot of things have changed around here. So I thought it might be time for one of these again.

How does this work? Simple! I'm going to make a bunch of categories below this post and you guys comment in the appropriate one to nominate and vote for whoever you think best fits that category! You can nominate and/or vote for up to three people or groups in each category (in case you can't decide and because there will be a first, second, and third place).

[Completely OOC: You nominate/vote for and with characters, not players. Anonymous voting is not required, but permitted, but please don't vote more than once for the same person per character, even if your character would cheat like that. I am posting this in this community so that your characters can use player knowledge and not just their own for nominating and voting.

Also, guys, just in case: this is all in fun! We're not trying to say anything bad about the players, it's all about the characters and it's just meant to be funny. So don't freak if your character gets Most Emo or something, ok?]

Edit: When voting for one of a set of clones, please specify which you mean.

( MOD/GAME CRITIQUE )

Dear Wanijima Kaito and Udou Akira;

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

No love,
Sano Yasuyoshi

Dear Demyx;

I can tell that you're far less of a dickweed than the flamefag. Even though it's pretty goddamn clear that you're as gay as Cho Aniki, at least you have the right reasons for wanting the flamefag to beat my ass. After all, you want him to do it because I'm talkin' shit, not because ZOMG I HURT CHII'S HONOR.

...Just one thing.

Please, please do not refer to me blowing up the flamefag as "giving him a good bangaroo", okay? That just... ugh. I need to go take a long shower to scrub off all the filth now.

-Scourge

Something tells me I should never allowed to be bored and boozeless. Because Tessie comes up with the weirdest ideas to entertain herself. For example...

RANDOM PAIRING GENERATOR!!!

*coughs* Alright, guys. Here's the deal. Let's make this a meme, shall we? Find a pairing and prompt that catches your attention and WRITE/DRAW/SOMETHING!!! Plus points given if you can screencap the prompt!

Let the crack begin!


eta: Alternatively, just post the screencap and make someone else write it for you!!

Dear Clockwork,

YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK. Seriously, what's with the boring stuff happening right now? Even the curses and the robbing is just damn unoriginal and I'm more than sure you know it. What's the matter, can't come up with anything else?

So because of YOUR FREAKING FAIL. I'm bored. And I've had to use my media player to just ignore the shit around me so many times that I'm starting to get tired of my own music. That's just uncool, man. A reload is in order, and I know that everyone loves free music, so I bring ye the:


Rules are simple. You comment here with your username or name and people will reply leaving you a song that reminds them of you. Yeah, you can even be sneaky and reply anonymously, though why the hell would you do that beats the hell outta me.

 Simple, easy and can be a whole lot fun if done well. C'mon, you know you wanna.

Yours truly,..... not.

Nero.



[[ooc: You guys, Youtube? What part of GETTING music did you not understand? Here: YouSendIt, Sendspace, Mediafire, Box.Net(My favorite, btw, you can listen to the songs before deciding if it's good for downloading/if you want it/whatever before actually saving it). C'mon, now, once again, with feeling, you lazy arses. XP]]

Dear all the Mobians currently residing in the building,

PLEASE TO STOP LEAVING ME CRYPTIC MESSAGES FILTERED FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/BROTHER/WTFEVER WHEN SOMEONE'S LIFE IS NOT IN JEOPARDY.

Thank you.

Love,
Shuro

Kids, I'm extremely bored, and given as this is fucking popular, here goes. Also, Carrie approved of this. Shut up. She did. I have chat-witnesses. Sort of. We're ready to cooperate.

Also, Carrie will ask me to change anything if necessary.

Also, fucking fill the requests.

By the way, this is a OOC meme. It's here instead of clockwork_ooc because... Well, to keep it out of it, I guess? I don't know, just ask Carrie. Sorry I failed to specify this before.

the clockwork ♡ kink meme

What this is:
In case it's not self-explanatory, I'll spell this out for you. Anonymous - meaning that everything posted on here is exactly that. Anon commenting is on, IP logging is off. The only one that will know who you are is you. Kink - meaning behaviour (typically sexual) that deviates from what is considered the norm. Meme - come on, everyone knows what this is.

How this works
Anonymously comment with a request of something that you would like to see written. Note: ONE REQUEST PER COMMENT, PLEASE. This is for the sake of organization, and there's no ban on how many times you can comment with a request. It's anonymous - how would we track it? Don't spam with the same request. Duplicate requests of "Character/Character: Topping" (just as an example) will be deleted save for the original. Once it's filled you're welcome to request again and see what happens.

Actually, don't spam at all.

Requests can be as general or specific as you like. However, there must be at least a pairing, a character, or a kink listed. People need something to work with.

Once you have requested, go through the meme and see if there's a request that you might be able to fulfil. Otherwise this whole meme will be nothing but requests, and then what's the point? Besides, the more porn, the better. Right, Dev?

Heads up! This is supposed to be rather sexual/adult centred, so you should put "[not sexual]" in the meme if otherwise. Also, characters no longer in Clockwork can also be requested, of course. Just make sure it doesn't arise any wank. If the muns are no longer here, try to clear with them before. Also, asking for two characters of the same mun interacting is possible.

Can't think of a kink? Check this post out. It's pretty damned detailed.

Both fiction and art are accepted.

Rules:
Wank in your pants, not on this meme. If a thread gets out of hand, it will be deleted. This is supposed to be fun; let us keep it that way, hmm?

We are not your parents. We are not here to solve conflicts. Have one? Take it somewhere else, and see the rule immediately above.

Don't be a judgemental prick. Self-explanatory. Something isn't your cup of tea? Ignore it.

Dear Clockwork,

Remember -

It's down the road.

Not across the street.

Have fun, emo kids.

- Sean

Hey, older-me,

Stop making people mad and getting beat up all the time D<<

I don't wanna be a masochist when I grow up, there's already enough weird stuff thats apparently gonna happen XP

From Matt

Dear fangirls,

Nero/Cloud...

WON'T HAPPEN, STOP NUDGING!

There is no secret crush, no humping plans, nothing~ keep reading your fanfics kthnxdie.

No love,
Cloud.

_{[This post is} NSFW_{, I'm leaving it unlocked so non-players can actually see it.]}

Dear Jet,

I told you so. : |

Love always,
Shuro

Your attention, please.

The hunt is on.

All parties interested in the untimely and painful demise of one Minami Ikki, please register with Sano Yasuyoshi as soon as possible.

Dear Clockwork,

Err, so. How many of you are actually straight?

Signed,
Jim

Dear Gabriel (and other denizens of Clockwork)
( A revelation: )
I suppose we should have known already, since there haven't been any lightning bolts flying around. Though, you really should have told us.

Guess this means I won't be getting any more from Farfie, though.

Love,
Schuldig

DEAR LADIES and gentlemen I guess since my other self told me to be less picky about gender OF CLOCKWORK

Have problems with ears flicking off headgear? Tail getting too annoying for you?

For a nominal fee, you can come to Dr. Scourge for all your de-catgirling needs! (Or... de-catboying? Whatever.)

In fact, if you're hot enough, I'll even waive the nominal fee!

Please form a single file line.

STOP WITH ALL THE SEX ALREADY!!

fkighjzdkriugordulgijgluriujkfdhgkfjhgkzdfhgoik >:|

Dear Clockwork,

NEEDS MOAR CRACK. WHERE IS IT.

Dear Kychinii,

Did the chocobo exlpode yet?

Love, Kaori <3~