Dear Clockwork

Dear Clockwork,

To all the bastards living in the hotel, I propose that we all fill Chi's vocabulary with horrible words and screwed up death threats, and so on.

Love, and a mun laughing her ass off to that amazing thread,
Hades

Dear Clockwork,

FABULOUS TEA PARTY!

Discuss.

Love, tea and rainbows,
Hades!on crack.

Dear Hades and Sasuke,

WHERE IS MY HAWT GOD/ANGSTY JAILBAIT NIN LOVINGS??

GIMME. PLEASE. :(

Love,

Sipp/Mighty-mun

PS: Hyper!Sakura can come too~!

Dear Raito,

Do you love being a pedo?

Love,

Light

Dear Clockwork,

Have a lovely bunch of coconuts condoms.

Signed,

Zidane/Sora/Midna-mun.

Yes, weird mood time. You guys are corrupting me, I swear. |D

Dear closet,

You like me; you really like me! Thanks and keep up the good work.

Love and kisses,

Mello

P.S. Just ignore Ed's protestations. We do.

Dear internets. Yes, everyone. I'm talking to you.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY FANDOM.

srsly. Looking for icons I can use with my bad self! What do I find? APPROXIMATELY 7412387580137580137580738057380758013751380 FAN CHARACTERS WHICH ARE JUST SONIC OR KNUCKLES OR MYSELF WITH DYE-JOBS AND MAYBE TITS.

...SEGA's whored us out enough as it is. There's now more characters in this fandom than there are in a goddamn Suikoden game, I swear! WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE RANDOM Q HEDGEHOG WHEN THERE'S LIKE FIFTY FUCKING HEDGEHOGS WITH DIFFERENT COLOR SCHEMES HERE ANYWAY? Not even to begin on our increasingly more and more lolitastic cast. Yeah, we could ignore Cream because that fucking chao is better anti-rape protection than a vagina dentata, but then MARINE. EVEN IF SHE WASN'T RAPE BAIT, YOU'D WANT TO GAG HER FUCKING STEVE IRWIN WANNABE MOUTH ANYWAY GAHGHAEHRGH.

I guess why I'm ranting here is because I DO NOT WANT TO MAKE ICONS OUT OF YOUR FANCHARACTERS. I WANT MORE THAN JUST "FIVE SECONDS IN MS PAINT" PICTURES OF MYSELF K THX.

Please? ;___;

With love and less OOC than you might think,
Miles

Dear Wolfwood,

I hope you do realize that I am now going to bury your body and go about like you were never here. What are you doing, still dead?! You're starting to stink up my room, too.

... If I got someone to shock your body, would you return faster?

Have fun digging your way out,
V.t.S

As everyone should have had sufficient time to vote, here are the winners.

Comments on the results are, of course, welcome. (Like I expect you people to shut up.)

... Anyone intersted in a tie-breaker round for some of these?

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Dear Lara,

Lovely pair.

Yours,
Hades, Lord of the Underworld.

Dear Clockwork,

Plz to be growing a sense of humour.

Geez... even -I- laughed when Jet gave me my SOAPs back after a couple of hours...

Kthxbai,
-- Sonic

PS: ALL YOUR SHOES ARE BELONG TO ME!! 8D ♥♥♥
PPS: You have really pretty ankles, Agatha~ ^.~

Dear Simon,

You are so adorable. ;_; I want to mother you be your big brother~!

Love,

Mighty

Dear Clockwork,

BUTTSECKS.

Discuss.



Love,
Crazy/Hyper/Skittles/Great Sakura.

Dear Sion,

I guess I can understand that you were blood-crazed and you had to kill me, but... did you have to break my gun?! It's one-of-a-kind! I found it under confusing circumstances involving a lava cave! My precious bodily fluids are one thing, but my laser gun? That's... that's just not okay.

Yours Sincerely,
Jeff

--

Dear Moon Beam Gun,

It's okay, sweetie! We'll get you repaired -- I promise!

<3,
Jeff

Dear Ranma,

Look at my icon.

I do not have tentacles on my head. If I did, I would look like this.

These are dreadlocks.

Thank you for your patience,

Guardian Knuckles

Dear Clockwork,

Sorry for making Lara streak through a place with kids in it.

Not.

Love, Schuldig

Dear muns,

Hurry the fuck up already. A little more practice on my own and I can freeze everything I touch without wanting to. Seriously, now. :|

Ch, H.

So, now that we have this community, I thought we could have a First Some-Unit-of-Time Clockwork Awards!

How does this work? Simple! I'm going to make a bunch of categories below this post and you guys comment in the appropriate one to nominate and vote for whoever you think best fits that category! You can nominate and/or vote for up to three people or groups in each category (in case you can't decide and because there will be a first, second, and third place).

[OOC: You nominate/vote for and with characters, not players. Anonymous voting is not required, but permitted, but please don't vote more than once for the same person per character, even if your character would cheat like that. I am posting this in this community so that your characters can use player knowledge and not just their own for nominating and voting.

Also, guys, just in case: this is all in fun! We're not trying to say anything bad about the players, it's all about the characters and it's just meant to be funny. So don't freak if your character gets Most Emo or something, ok?]

DEAR SHURO:

...dude. I'd seriously tap that ass if I knew you were a chick. Why the hell you gotta hide it?!

-Scourge