balinesenoneko (balinesenoneko) wrote in dear_you, @ 2008-05-15 05:35:00 |
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To all the animals of the house:
Dear Sox,
Stop using my butt as a landing cushion. I know it's fluffy, but so are you and it hurts. Also: Waking me up by jumping donw on my butt will not make me get up and feed you any earlier. In fact, any and all attempts to be fed earlier will result in my dragging my heels. So there.
Love and kisses,
The girl whose ankles you sleep on and, sometimes, gnaw on
Tori,
Try swatting the puppy if he comes to close to you; Sox does it and he leaves her alone. You don't and he thinks you're playing and runs after you and noses you. Either play with him or attack him, okay? Also, when we're taking the dogs for a walke, you're not invited. Either stop following us or let us catch you, m'kay?
Love and kisses,
The girl who finally cornered you and trapped inside
Valli,
What can I say? You're such a lovable dog. ^^
Love and kisses for listening to me and being a good girl ^^
The girl whose bed you steal
Pollo,
I don't care how excited you are to get out of the workshop every morning, my bedroom is not a pitstop. Nothing's worse than stepping in a patch of pee, okay?
On the other hand, you're pretty damn cute and loving, so . . . we'll see, puppy, we'll see.
Love and hugs and kisses and also random noogies,
The one who calls you Alice