dear you,

I think that you're very inconsiderate. I go out of my way, take time off from my fucking job, fly across the country, get my husband to drive across the country to drag your shit across the country and you're ballsy enough to be a jackass to me. whatever. I'm not the type of person to hold shit against you, but I can't go anywhere else to cool off and you're sitting there asking me what's wrong, and I can't just walk away and get some fresh air and stop and think, and you're just in my fucking face. really. like that's a good idea. I just need a break.

please just give me a break.

me

The only thing you did all weekend was exercise your voice when you made out you were working.

Offering loudly to help people who have nearly finished anyway is not offering to help but making sure people know how "helpful" you are.

No I didn't want help with the cooking because you are not a good cook. You aren't even a bad cook. You don't cook at home and leave that to your other half so why the performance of offering to help with the cooking (which was nearly done)? You don't even know how to make a cup of tea and didn't all weekend. You vanished and became deaf when jobs you are capable of were going on and you made damn sure you were as far from the harder jobs as possible.

Don't think no-one noticed that your entire contribution to the weekend work party was uploading pictures of everyone else working via your laptop and making your kids do the dishes (and loudly declaring they need to pull their weight).

Also don't think that you proposing a vote of thanks to the host before the organisers got a chance (and two of them weren't even present) to make yourself look like such a considerate and grateful person wasn't noted either.

You are a lazy, self-absorbed, bullshitting attention seeker.

Yours

Not fooled at all.