Dear Kelly,

You're a terrible teacher. You constantly change your expectations of your students. The workload you administer is erratic and confusing. If we don't live up to your expectations, you go on and on about how we're such a disappointment and how you "really don't care if we graduate" or if "we end up doing anything with our lives".

If we disappoint you so much, quit your job, idiot. And then you can spend every fucking day with that stupid lap dog of yours you never shut up about.

Thanks for being the worst teacher I've ever had. Jerk.