Dear you,

Seriously? Are you stalking me? Do you have a recording device planted in my apartment or on my person? Do you have a special "Devin-might-be-happy radar"? And so you must act as quickly as possible to make me agitated and take care of that pesky problem? Because this is probably the fourth time you've done it since this summer and I'm beginning to get angry.

You haven't talked to me in a month. After you blew me off twice in one week. Remember, we had plans to hang out? And then it was my fault that I couldn't hang out later that night because you had something better to do when we were supposed to go for coffee? Remind me please, cause I can't seem to quite remember what it was that you were doing instead of meeting me...oh right. Rearranging your room.

So I have a pseudo-date last night with a guy I am interested in. We have a nice time and I came home with a smile on my face. So I really should've expected the text from you today. I should have. Asking me to go to church? You're not even Catholic! We had an entire argument about the Catholic church! And now you're telling me that I should go with you to the church on my school's campus? I'm so confused and annoyed that I can hardly even think about anything else right now.

You're the one who moved on. You're the one who blew me off all summer. You're the one who goes weeks without returning a call.

So just stay MIA this time. Because I'm so far past done with this crap.

-Me