Dear Boyfriend's ex-best friend.

Do you remember when I emailed you and tried to come to some resolution because I am your best friend's girlfriend? Do you also remember that I told you you weren't a good enough friend and if you guys did fall apart it was not going to be because of me? Well, look what you have gone and done.

You have ( or had) two friends that wanted to do nice things for you, be there for you and hang out with you. C tried to contact you numerous times and was willing to work around your 'busy' schedule to make time for you but because she didn't text you back one time you didn't want to talk to her. Then my boyfriend tries to do something nice for you- wanting to buy tickets to your favorite band which he couldn't afford for your birthday- and you decided to be a bitch.

I never liked you. I always thought you used my boyfriend and wanted him around when it was convenient for you. Quite frankly, I am glad that he decided to put your friendship on 'haitus'. I hope that you stay the way you are and he realizes fully just how bad a friend you were. He deserves someone better as a best friend.

I'm glad you are out of his life.

signed, his girlfriend.

Dear you,

Get a facebook account for the love of kittens. I miss you and feel weird calling out of the blue. I know I'm a wuss, but there you have it. Get a facebook so I can avoid the awkward.

Love,
Me.