Dear Freaking Cat,
You have water. You have food. LEAVE ME ALONE! Stop with the meowing and the pawing my shoulders.
No, you cannot have wet food today. Why? Because I want to say it for when your dry food runs out so that you don't starve before we go shopping again.
So tooooo bad. GO AWAY!!
- Your loving owner
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December 2018
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