Dear Pollo,

Asking you to come to the side of the bed is not the same as asking you to jump on the bed! Especially when there's a grumpy old cat on it right where you're trying to jump!

You can thank me (and my elbow) for keeping you away from her once I've stopped bleeding. ;_;

Love and kisses (so much love and so many kisses for the cute puppy! ^^),

The one with the bleeding elbow

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Dear Sox.

Ow. That was my elbow. Is it too much to ask that you don't try to savage the puppy?

Love and pettin's (with a chainmail glove and don't think I don't know where I can get one),

The one trying to keep you and the dog separated

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Dear Tori-cat,

Please don't try to emulate Sox, pleasepleaseplease. I don't need any other randomly bleeding body parts.

Hugs and kisses (you can't hide from me forever!),

The one you sleep on