Dear AT&T,

Yeaaah, fuck you, too. Fuck you with pointy rocks.

--A disgruntled customer

<sup>Dear you,

Six months is not that long. There is plenty of time in my life to go do things, and I see nothing wrong with possibly waiting six more. I am not the kind of person that gets an idea, then instantly follows through- I think first. It is something I should probably work on. But that is still not enough of a reason for you to keep hounding me to go out in to the world. Listen to my shrink! She said to leave me alone, so leave me alone. I'll get to living when I choose.

Your daughter.</sup>