Dear Droopers,

You have NO idea how happy you've made me tonight. I havent felt so right with someone for like...ever. you're perfect in every way. I love you unconditionally. I never hesitated when I said I love you on the phone like I have with many others. My stomach was full of butterflies--my heart the biggest butterfly of all. I was having so much fun.

I love you more than anything.

Much love and devotion,
Kitten

Dear Josh,

Fuck you. Seriously just....fuck you. when I clocked out at 6:10(I get out at 6), there were NO dishes in the fucking sink. when you asked them if I did them after I already clocked out, I said yes. You had NO fucking right to get snobby with me and say "Well obviously you didnt cause theres a whole sink full. I'll be sure to tell Chris."

Yanno what? Go right a-fucking-head. Tell Chris. She wont believe you since you're a lazy ass and she knows it. We're in a rush during football, you stand there doing absolutely fucking NOTHING and you only work ONE day a week while the rest of us work up to FIVE days a week.

Even still, I was kind enough to do what dishes that someone from the bar put in there while I was off the clock you ungrateful fucker.

No love from your co-worker,
Jessica